Chip Shots: 25G? I'm Down With Sickness, Dog!

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Chip Shots: 25G? I'm Down With Sickness, Dog!

25G? I'm Down With Sickness, Dog!

Taxing Situation Dept.: Intuit, the people that make Turbo Tax have teamed up with alleged rapper "Vanilla Ice" to hold a contest where people that use Turbo Tax can rap about it for a $25,000 prize.

Being in need of a few extra bucks, I have composed what I hope will be a winning rap:

I'm a middle aged cracker
Paying my tax
Using great software
That's the facts

I'm not a rapper
Don't play one on TV
But I'll be a fool
For 25 G

I get down
Making my deductions
Writing off things
Like massive liposuction

This software is huge
I think it's immense
I wrote it all off
As a business expense

Drove my car to the lake
Drove it round the hood
Turbo Tax deducted mileage
That's really good

My wife Princess
She got her sore feet fixed
Thanks to Turbo Tax
It's a deduction in '06.

Turbo Tax can help
You find those tax amendments
It had me claim
Butkus Dogg as a dependent

Stephanie got her mouth fixed
Turbo Tax made the cut
Wrote it all off
I wish they'd wired it shut

Now I'm not paying
For bullets in Iraq
Thanks to Turbo Tax
George is paying me back!