White Sox Can't Win At Half Speed
Random thoughts while wondering what ever happened to Tim Hulett:
Spring Fling Dept.: If half the White Sox can't beat the Rockies, and the other half can't beat the Diamondbacks, it begs the question, can the entire team beat the Tigers, Indians and Twins. I know it's early, but this season has all the makings of a major disaster.
Give 'Til It Hurts Dept.: Everson Walls gives new meaning to the words "unselfish teammate."
Lo Down Dept.: Good things happen to good people. I covered Lorenzo Neal in Nashville and I can tell you, he's good people.
Goin' Down Dept.: After all of the years of being baseball's greatest spokesperson, a good manager, a great ambassador, do we really care where Tom Lasorda gets his helmet waxed?
Rocky Top Dept.: Unlike Tom Lasorda, Phillip Fulmer once again is denied a raise. Tough crowd in Tennessee wouldn't you think?
Take Ownership Dept.: ESPN will treat Arena Football like the second coming because it is their product. Gary Bettman, once again, bow your head in shame. Here's a third tier sport that's about to eclipse your once proud game of hockey.
The way it's going, the NHL will soon be less popular than celebrity poker and women's division two volleyball.
Close the Barn Door Dept.: Not to beat a dead horse, but another fine appeal on behalf of Ron Santo who was jobbed earlier in the week by Hall of Fame players who refuse to give up the secret handshake.
Blame Game Dept.: Who cares that the easy going, conversational Charlie Gibson is a better anchor man than the stiff, stoic Brain Williams (and a lot less nasally too.) Someone has to pay for America finally figuring it out. Think there are some nervous producers at CBS right now?
Flashback Dept.: Sammy Strain has disembarked from the Love Train to sue the Backstabbers for not giving him Money, Money, Money, Money, MONEY. No comment from the woman that Used Ta Be His Girl.
Taking The Fifth Dept.: America enjoys laughing at stupid people and playing games they know they can theoretically win easily. The sad fact is this is like going out in the backyard and taking batting practice off your ten year old. Real men watch Jeopardy.
Video #1 Dept.: That wacky Tony Bourdain waxes philosophic about Sandra Lee.
Video #2 Dept.: George Bush and Tony Blair play "The Weakest Link"
Thought Police Dept.: How in the name of James Madison can a city ban a word, even a word that shouldn't be used in polite conversation? Are they planning all other words that make people uncomfortable that pertain to other ethnicities or is this just a one shot band-aid that is a knee jerk to Michael Richards acting like an idiot?
Once again, liberals prove that they insist on telling you what to do because they think you aren't smart enough.
Strip Search Dept.: Teenagers in Tennessee caught in the act making a video at school where the girls stripped down to their shorts.
School wonk immediately blames TV instead of the kids.
Irony Dept.: Singer Joe Nichols will perform at Anna Nicole Smith's funeral in the Bahamas. Nichols, a mid-level country star, is famous for the hit "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off."
I believe I'll just let this one speak for itself.
Spring Fling Dept.: If half the White Sox can't beat the Rockies, and the other half can't beat the Diamondbacks, it begs the question, can the entire team beat the Tigers, Indians and Twins. I know it's early, but this season has all the makings of a major disaster.
Give 'Til It Hurts Dept.: Everson Walls gives new meaning to the words "unselfish teammate."
Lo Down Dept.: Good things happen to good people. I covered Lorenzo Neal in Nashville and I can tell you, he's good people.
Goin' Down Dept.: After all of the years of being baseball's greatest spokesperson, a good manager, a great ambassador, do we really care where Tom Lasorda gets his helmet waxed?
Rocky Top Dept.: Unlike Tom Lasorda, Phillip Fulmer once again is denied a raise. Tough crowd in Tennessee wouldn't you think?
Take Ownership Dept.: ESPN will treat Arena Football like the second coming because it is their product. Gary Bettman, once again, bow your head in shame. Here's a third tier sport that's about to eclipse your once proud game of hockey.
The way it's going, the NHL will soon be less popular than celebrity poker and women's division two volleyball.
Close the Barn Door Dept.: Not to beat a dead horse, but another fine appeal on behalf of Ron Santo who was jobbed earlier in the week by Hall of Fame players who refuse to give up the secret handshake.
Blame Game Dept.: Who cares that the easy going, conversational Charlie Gibson is a better anchor man than the stiff, stoic Brain Williams (and a lot less nasally too.) Someone has to pay for America finally figuring it out. Think there are some nervous producers at CBS right now?
Flashback Dept.: Sammy Strain has disembarked from the Love Train to sue the Backstabbers for not giving him Money, Money, Money, Money, MONEY. No comment from the woman that Used Ta Be His Girl.
Taking The Fifth Dept.: America enjoys laughing at stupid people and playing games they know they can theoretically win easily. The sad fact is this is like going out in the backyard and taking batting practice off your ten year old. Real men watch Jeopardy.
Video #1 Dept.: That wacky Tony Bourdain waxes philosophic about Sandra Lee.
Video #2 Dept.: George Bush and Tony Blair play "The Weakest Link"
Thought Police Dept.: How in the name of James Madison can a city ban a word, even a word that shouldn't be used in polite conversation? Are they planning all other words that make people uncomfortable that pertain to other ethnicities or is this just a one shot band-aid that is a knee jerk to Michael Richards acting like an idiot?
Once again, liberals prove that they insist on telling you what to do because they think you aren't smart enough.
Strip Search Dept.: Teenagers in Tennessee caught in the act making a video at school where the girls stripped down to their shorts.
School wonk immediately blames TV instead of the kids.
Irony Dept.: Singer Joe Nichols will perform at Anna Nicole Smith's funeral in the Bahamas. Nichols, a mid-level country star, is famous for the hit "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off."
I believe I'll just let this one speak for itself.
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