Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Butt is Safe From Harm
Random thoughts while wondering what ever happened to Darcy Rota:
- So, White Sox fans. Upset and embarrassed about Monday's opener? Looking to point the long finger of blame at someone? Want Ozzie to go the way of Jerry Manuel, Dusty Baker and Terry Bevington? Sorry, pal, it ain't gonna happen.
- The Bears have turned down a trade for Lance Briggs. The pissing match is on between Jerry Angelo and Drew Rosenhaus.
- Phil Rogers has correctly identified why the White Sox pitching is weaker this year. His name is Jerry Reinsdorf.
- Some rampant speculation on who might purchase the Chicago Cubs. Personally, I think Avis Rent a Car should by them since they are used to finishing second.
- Eddie Robinson was a man who was respected and admired by just about everyone. His legacy will be remembered as one of commitment and consistency. Said Robinson himself, "The real record I have set for over 50 years is the fact that I have had one job and one wife."
- Billy Donovan is playing poker like a champion.
- I said Dana Altman would last three years at Arkansas. Turns out, he didn't last three minutes.
- Just in time for the final, nail biting week of the season and the Stanley Cup Playoffs, Versus gets yanked off your cable system.
- No matter what you might think about women's basketball, Pat Summit is one hell of a great coach.
- Gail Goestenkors is Austin bound, leaving Duke for Texas and a boatload of cash. It's nice to see women coaches in demand for a change.
- The Green Bay Packers are no longer a "good old boys club."
- Don't look now, but Sammy Sosa left five men on base last night.
- Tie Domi apparently didn't get mad, but he is planning on getting even.
- NASCAR wants to make some modifications to the Car of tomorrow, because today it likes to catch on fire.
- When you stick a microphone in someone's face after a car crash in an auto race, you can expect them to not check their language at the door. And to fine them on top of it is silly. No wonder athletes speak in continuous loops most of the time.
- The Fred Thompson engine gathers more steam.
- President Bush shows no balls on opening day.
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk, except on their Zamboni, which is much better than on a horse.
- George Hamilton, come on down. . .
- How to become a "doggy gourmet." I actually made food for Butkus D. Dogg once and he actually liked it.
- Keith Richards admits to blowing his father (eyou.)
Comments