Random Thoughts: Favre Should Move to DB
Random thoughts while wondering whatever happened to Jose Segura:
- I think I've said enough about this already. Same two teams Saturday on Fox. Check your local listings.
- The way Brett Favre is backpedaling, he could fill in at cornerback. Somebody in Wisconsin needs to put down the kool-aid cup long enough to tell the Emperor he is naked. I love how Favre throws stuff out there from Mississippi and then sits in front of the Wisconsin media and denies everything. Brett, take some accountability.
- Tank Johnson says he's "man enough" to accept a punishment from the league while Lance Briggs isn't man enough to show up at mini-camp.
- Ricky, go ahead and lose Cam Cameron's number.
- NASCAR learns what all of us have known for years: Don't screw with the phone company.
- Hi Jeff, Les here. So, here's the deal. We want you to work for us, but we would prefer that you carry the clipboard for Rick Adleman. Is this a problem? Jeff? Jeff? Hello, Jeff?
- If Mike Kramer had a better record he'd be one of two things: A) Still employed or B) Phillip Fulmer.
- A California congressman fired off a letter to NFL commish Roger Goodell demanding that something be done to Michael Vick for hosting dog fights before "congress has to act." Congressman, with all due respect, when you get our troops home, make our borders impenetrable and lower the tax burden on the middle class, you can threaten whoever you want. But until then, the NFL is not there for you to curry favor with your PETA constituents and it is not there for you to use as a way to make a name for yourself. Just because you are a democrat and believe in huge, intrusive government doesn't give you the right to use my tax dollars to persecute football players. Or else we'll tell Hilary and she'll give you "the look."
- Homer Simpson names his all-time baseball team. Really.
- If you think this man is dead, then you don't know Diddly.
- Thanks to rehab and getting on his knees before angry queens, Isaiah Washington lives to fight another day.
- Reverend Shaw Moore has apparently relocated to rural Kentucky. Paging Ren McCormick.
- Maxim's take on the best SNL performers. There's no way in hell Farley was better than Belushi. And what about the greatest weekend update anchor of all, babe? No Dennis Miller? And, while we're at it, you forgot Darryl Hammond.
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