Sox Struggles Hit Rock Bottom
If you are a Chicago White Sox fan and you are not red faced with outrage right now, you are not a Chicago White Sox fan. If you are a Chicago White Sox fan and you didn't punt your dog across the living room* in the bottom of the eighth inning, you are not a Chicago White Sox fan.
That was disgusting.
The guy with the bad neck was not Derrick Lee, it was Boone Logan who sprained his watching the ball leave the yard. How does a guy who hasn't played in a week and can't start hit a grand slam anyway?
And David Aardsma. Son, you can't let the leadoff hitter hit a triple in a one run game. Who do you think you are, Mike MacDougall?
How does Darrin Erstad swing at a pitch that's so far out of the zone, Stevie Wonder would have held his bat? Carlos Marmol threw several pitches all over the road, yet he had a three up three down inning? Huh?
The good news is Paulie, Jermaine and Joe look like they are coming out of it. Juan Uribe needs to sit and Iguchi needs to move back up to the two hole.
The best news is Sunday you can enjoy Carlos Zambrano against Nick Massett. I wonder who I'll put my money on?
What do you do? What can you say? And now, I have ranger Ronge on my radio making apologies. Perfect.
OI don't want apologies. I want guys who can get clutch hits. I want bullpen pitchers that can actually get someone out in a game situation.
Did anyone notice that Cleveland and Detroit both killed their weak opponents last night? The pack is starting to distance yourself and if you don't want to be back with the Twins and Royals, some on will close the clubhouse door and put a boot up these guys collective rectums.
Gentlemen, this must stop or the only place you'll be going in October is the golf course.
*Butkus says: "Trust me, no dogs were harmed in the writing of this blog. When the bald guy starts cussing, I get my little white ass under the coffee table. I may be a dog, but I am not a stupid dog.
That was disgusting.
The guy with the bad neck was not Derrick Lee, it was Boone Logan who sprained his watching the ball leave the yard. How does a guy who hasn't played in a week and can't start hit a grand slam anyway?
And David Aardsma. Son, you can't let the leadoff hitter hit a triple in a one run game. Who do you think you are, Mike MacDougall?
How does Darrin Erstad swing at a pitch that's so far out of the zone, Stevie Wonder would have held his bat? Carlos Marmol threw several pitches all over the road, yet he had a three up three down inning? Huh?
The good news is Paulie, Jermaine and Joe look like they are coming out of it. Juan Uribe needs to sit and Iguchi needs to move back up to the two hole.
The best news is Sunday you can enjoy Carlos Zambrano against Nick Massett. I wonder who I'll put my money on?
What do you do? What can you say? And now, I have ranger Ronge on my radio making apologies. Perfect.
OI don't want apologies. I want guys who can get clutch hits. I want bullpen pitchers that can actually get someone out in a game situation.
Did anyone notice that Cleveland and Detroit both killed their weak opponents last night? The pack is starting to distance yourself and if you don't want to be back with the Twins and Royals, some on will close the clubhouse door and put a boot up these guys collective rectums.
Gentlemen, this must stop or the only place you'll be going in October is the golf course.
*Butkus says: "Trust me, no dogs were harmed in the writing of this blog. When the bald guy starts cussing, I get my little white ass under the coffee table. I may be a dog, but I am not a stupid dog.
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