BREAKING NEWS: Mac Attack Is Back In Black


Robert Meiklejohn MacUseless has served his sentence for impersonating a relief pitcher and has been sent back to Chicago.  Bret Prinz, thanks for playing, here's your year's supply of rice a roni, a $25 dollar gift certificate for the Spiegal Catalog and the home version of the Ozzie Sounds Off Board Game.

MacUseless is expected to be giving up easy homers and walking the bases loaded in uniform for tonight's game in Pittsburgh.  The Pirates are a good test for MacDougal as they are similar to the competition that he has been facing at Triple A.

 

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