Chip Shots: Even Bobby Is Jenksed

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I'm Chip Ramsey a career broadcaster who has been a sports radio program director in Milwaukee and Nashville. I've covered everything from high school and college sports (including the SEC, Big Ten, MVC and OVC) to Major League Baseball, The NFL and the NHL. I have a few things to say, and when I want to say them, I say them here.

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Chip Shots: Even Bobby Is Jenksed

Even Bobby Is Jenksed

You know that it's not your year when:

You are held to two runs over seven innings by a pitcher whose first name sounds like a gay hairdresser and whose last name sounds like a deli platter.
Your shortstop can't move his ~~fat ass~~ body six inches to keep a ball from going into centerfield and advancing a runner an extra base.
Your closer comes on in the top of the eighth because your bullpen is so God awful and promptly surrenders a three run, game changing home run to a 37 year-old career minor leaguer who even the fantasy geeks haven't heard of.
You have a chance to tie it in the eighth and you get robbed with two outs on a sensational diving play.
Your closer gives up an additional run in the top of the ninth, giving up what would be the eventual winning run.
You can't rally in the ninth against a pitcher who resembles a large insect.
After the game, you option out your centerfielder of the future because he can't hit and bring back your centerfielder of the present who is as brittle as balsa wood.