Random Thoughts: Ozzie Has Hissy After Offense Turns Sissy
Random thoughts while wondering whatever happened to Brian Drahman: 
- Ozzie Guillen is as mad as hell and is not going to take it anymore after the Sox score four runs in the first inning and then hit the snooze bar, losing to the Marlins 7-5. Matt Thornton, who has avoided Charlotte all season, gave up a lead off homer in the top of the ninth to Dan (Butt) Uggla to break a 5-5 tie. The same two teams wrap up their series this afternoon at US Commiskey Park. As for me, I'll have what he's having and then I won't have to worry about it anymore.
- Terry Hoeppner wasn't just a football coach, he was one of those rare people that believed in what he was doing so strongly, you didn't question it when he handed you the cup of kool-aid. In fact, you'd ask for seconds. The world needs more Terry Hoeppners.
- Sammy Sosa reminds the Cubs why he now plays for the Texas Rangers. Derrek Lee, who is appealing his five game suspension to league dean of disipline Bob Watson, came up big for the Cubs. Off the field, the Rangers, who have a worse record than the White Sox, give their GM, Jon Daniels an extension. Ron Washington, I'd be nervous if I were you.
- Jeff Gordon has several options available should his new baby come around the fourth turn heading for the finish line.
- Just another reason a lot of Sox fans call him "The Big Skirt."
- Sometimes, changing the manager does nothing to improve a floundering team. In a related story, say it ain't so, Joe.
- Bob Barker and Betty White will never own Nike's. And, Tony LaRussa can't be pleased, either.
- If you have never heard Larry Munson call a Georgia game, you'd better hurry. It doesn't look like he can hang in there much longer. But boy, is he awesome.
- Speaking of football play by play, ESPN has decided to turn the NFL into the Arena League. What about Mike Patrick, you four letter idiots?
- Cardinal fans are finding out something Sox fans have known for years: Kip Wells sucks.
- In the Presidential polls, Fred Thompson takes charge in a Republican poll while on the Democratic side, Barack Obama is getting his ass kicked by a girl. And now, the wildcard is about to enter the ring.
- Got milk? Not for $4.50 a gallon I don't. Thanks to the tree huggers, a lot of poor families are going to be in even worse shape and their kids won't have milk.
- Chicago celebrates it's 20th year of overpaying for a cup of coffee.
- There is no doubt in my mind that some syndicator somewhere will give Judge Larry Seidlin a TV show. No doubt, what so ever.
- So later, If you'd like to drop by the house, I've got a sale on Jack Daniels you might be interested in.
- Heard Monday night, bottom of the eighth inning during the Sox game from Sox broadcaster Chris Singleton: "This pitching changed delivered by UPS. What can brown do to you?"
- What are the 25 greatest action movies of all time?
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