Random Thoughts: Prepare to Get Scalped
Random thoughts while wondering what ever happened to Chris Clemons:
After being outplayed in Baltimore over the weekend and losing a series they could and should have won all four games in, the Chicago White Sox journey to Cleveland to take on the Indians. Yeah, this should go well. The way the Sox played in Baltimore, Custer stood a better chance against the Indians.- The White Sox are tired of talking about how crappy they are. Good, then be less crappy.
- The Cubs keep winning but the Brewers keep holding serve. This should make for some interesting baseball in September.
- As predicted in this column, Joe Gibbs flies into town for a chat with Tony Stewart and Denny Hamiln. Stewart gets so fired up, he goes out and wins the USG Sheetrock 400. Even the name of this race is boring.
- There is no escaping the Lincoln Park Pirates.
- To prove that expensive wine is just some yuppie plot, at a recent contest held in California the winner was a brand nicknamed "two buck Chuck."
- Happy birthday to one of my all-time favorite Chicago personalities: Walter Jacobsen is 70.
- A New York City couple met while on jury duty and are getting married. Apparently the woman was delighted she had been selected for a hung jury.
- To the surprise of no one, Harry Potter was the top grossing movie this weekend.
Speaking of movies, they are making a live action movie out of the cartoon "Underdog." Didn't these guys learn anything from the "Rocky and Bullwinkle movie" or "George of the Jungle?"- If you are going to write things in print about Star Trek, best be accurate. Trekkies get little bent when you get the facts wrong.
- Kentucky gaming officials are investigating the deaths of three bears. Goldilocks is being sought for questioning.
- A teen age driver, text messaging while driving, slammed her SUV into a light pole instantly killing her and three friends. Usually, I stay away from morbid news like this, but as a parent, it really hits home to me.
- Today's list: There may be fifty ways to leave your lover, but there are 237 reasons to have sex.



find a new hobby chip, because you are a poor judge of what a good job is. i am referring to your comment on wally backman. you know nothing of his behavior while in Birmingham and take my word for it he came into this program on top.
his main problem is he has a hard time telling the truth and staying out of the bars where he hits on all the married woman and tries to see how many families he can destroy,and by the way, isn't baseball suppose to be a family oriented sport.next time do some homework before you start showing sympathy for a piece of garbage.
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