Reporting From The Temporary Baseball Capitol of the Universe
So here I am, sitting 15 minutes away from the temporary baseball capitol of the universe. Just east down I-94 is
Miller Park where tonight Barry Bonds enters play two home runs behind Hank Aaron for the all-time home run record.
How ironic is it that Bonds, reviled by fans and media alike, could tie or break the record in Milwaukee, the city that launched Aaron's hall of fame career and the hometown of the commissioner of baseball, Bud Selig. Selig, who still lives here, has not said publicly whether or not he will attend, but odds are he won't.
I have no feelings on if Barry breaks the record or not because I know that sooner or later someone, be it Junior or A-Rod will pass Bonds. I'm pretty convinced that Bonds may hang it up after this year, securing the record, accomplishing his big goal and then fading into the background of private citizenry. With the aches and pains that he has and with his magic potion drying up, there really is no reason for barry to stick around past this season after he breaks the record. That remains to be seen.
Tonight, all eyes will be on Milwaukee in a game that will be interesting on many levels. Can the Brewers hold off Bonds and the Giants and keep pace with the rivial Cubs? And can the most hated player since Ty Cobb continue and perhaps finish his assault on one of baseball's holiest records? We'll soon find out.
Lightning Round
Miller Park where tonight Barry Bonds enters play two home runs behind Hank Aaron for the all-time home run record.How ironic is it that Bonds, reviled by fans and media alike, could tie or break the record in Milwaukee, the city that launched Aaron's hall of fame career and the hometown of the commissioner of baseball, Bud Selig. Selig, who still lives here, has not said publicly whether or not he will attend, but odds are he won't.
I have no feelings on if Barry breaks the record or not because I know that sooner or later someone, be it Junior or A-Rod will pass Bonds. I'm pretty convinced that Bonds may hang it up after this year, securing the record, accomplishing his big goal and then fading into the background of private citizenry. With the aches and pains that he has and with his magic potion drying up, there really is no reason for barry to stick around past this season after he breaks the record. That remains to be seen.
Tonight, all eyes will be on Milwaukee in a game that will be interesting on many levels. Can the Brewers hold off Bonds and the Giants and keep pace with the rivial Cubs? And can the most hated player since Ty Cobb continue and perhaps finish his assault on one of baseball's holiest records? We'll soon find out.
Lightning Round
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- An English driving instructor is in hot water for telling a 17 year old student "Your breasts would make a great mobile phone holder." Bad move professor, but great line.
- How does one get jury duty in Kansas?
- Here are some Wizards that could take out Harry Potter in a heartbeat.



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