AARP Wants To Talk To Ozzie Guillen
Good morning sports fans, this is your favorite substitute reporter Butkus D. Dogg with a very quick update. The bald guy is in a time crunch this morning and asked me to share with you a couple of things. In fact, he left me a list but I've already chewed it up, therefore he can claim his dog ate it.Here's your headline news:
- Ozzie Guillen is in a Boston jail this morning after he was arrested for abusing a senior citizen last night. Why he left Contreras on the mound in the eighth inning is a mystery to me, but I hope they throw the book at him. And memo to Jerry Remy: You got the lead back in the bottom of the fifth, you won 10-3, STFU about the botched J.D. Drew home run call already. You blubbered like a fat girl on prom night the whole game.
- The Cubs pick up another game on the Brewers.
- NFL photogs don't want to be walking billboards.
- An NBA ref is suspected of gambling on games. And all those years we thought David Stern was fixing the games.
- Phil Mushnick catches Joe Morgan talking out his bung shoot.
- George Steinbrenner is mad at ESPN...for the way they depict his hair.
- John Jones joins the bald guy in the unemployment line. Nobody is buying the health issues reason.
- Gary Bettman prefers that the Nashville Predators wind up in Kansas City.
- For the six of you that couldn't qualify for the British open or afford the plane fair, we hope that you are enjoying your stay in Milwaukee.
- Boxing is becoming as irrelevant as soccer thanks to palookas like these.
- That show "Mad Men" was pretty good the other night.
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