Every week I'll paw pick five pro and five college games and give you the winners straight up (because as a dog, it's hard to get an off shore account because dogs don't have bank accounts.  Okay, dogs except for Leona Helmsley's dog don't have bank accounts.)

Here we go:

College:

Alabama over Vanderbilt-The same thing that usually happens will happen in this game.  The eggheads lack of depth will catch up to them in the third quarter no matter how well they do in the first half and the Tide will roll.

Penn State over Notre Dame---Irish fans are finding out in year three Charlie Weis is more like Bob Davie and less like Knute Rockne.

Texas over TCU---Mack and the boys have something to prove this week and will squish some Frogs this week.

Missouri over Ole Miss---They should call this game "the backward states bowl."  The Coach O farewell tour continues with a loss to the Tigers.

LSU over Va Tech---The Tigers will be ready for the Hoakies like dogs for Michael Vick

Pro:

San Diego over Chicago---This one won't be close.  See Rex, see Rex panic.  See Rex not have his new secret weapon to throw to.  See LT shred the Bears D.

Washington over Miami---The Dolphins seem like a very confused team right now.

Philadelphia over Green Bay---It's sad when the Packers entire running game is a 38 year-old redneck quarterback.

Dallas over the NY Giants---The Cowpokes will pour grease all over the skids to make Tom Coughlin's first slide of the year easier.  Eli Manning will be like groceries at a supermarket---sacked early and often.

San Francisco over Arizona---We'll take our chances with the improving Niners over the improving Cardinals in a game that will be huge for both sides.