It's Official: The Bears Suck
The Bears and Lions game was not available in our area due to the fact I live in Packer country. So, while I forced 
to watch Fox perform filatio on the elderly hillbilly, the Bears were stinking it up in Detroit.
You knew that the Lions were going to put up some points, what with most of the secondary out injured, but you thought maybe, just maybe, the offense could do something with the Lions porous defense.
Nobody imagined that this team, even with a patchwork secondary, would give up 34 points in the fourth quarter.
Brain Griese threw three picks. I suppose Rex Grossman could have done that. How close are they to considering Kyle Orton? Jeff George? Moses Moreno? And if the Bears think this was a disaster, wait until the elderly hillbilly gets a hold of them on national TV next week. John Madden will have dribble on his chin all night.
Cedric Benson had a whopping 50 yards against a Lions defense that can't stop the run. Adrian Peterson had eight yards. You can't win if you can't run the ball. Oh, wait a minute, Green Bay can.
I don't know what to to do to heal this team. The play calling on offense sucks. The offensive line sucks. The defense is in disarray without names like Briggs, Tillman and Vasher. Tommie Harris is playing at 40%.
The quarterbacks are turnover prone. Even special teams gave it up on an onside kick.
It's realistic to assume that the Bears could be 1-4 at the end of next week. And if that happens, their chances of making it to the playoffs, let alone getting back to the Super Bowl are about as good as Rex Grossman being named league MVP.
Meanwhile, here in Wisconsin, the cheeseheads are in full fury, taking about playoffs and the greatness of the elderly hillbilly. It's official: The Bears suck.
to watch Fox perform filatio on the elderly hillbilly, the Bears were stinking it up in Detroit.You knew that the Lions were going to put up some points, what with most of the secondary out injured, but you thought maybe, just maybe, the offense could do something with the Lions porous defense.
Nobody imagined that this team, even with a patchwork secondary, would give up 34 points in the fourth quarter.
Brain Griese threw three picks. I suppose Rex Grossman could have done that. How close are they to considering Kyle Orton? Jeff George? Moses Moreno? And if the Bears think this was a disaster, wait until the elderly hillbilly gets a hold of them on national TV next week. John Madden will have dribble on his chin all night.
Cedric Benson had a whopping 50 yards against a Lions defense that can't stop the run. Adrian Peterson had eight yards. You can't win if you can't run the ball. Oh, wait a minute, Green Bay can.
I don't know what to to do to heal this team. The play calling on offense sucks. The offensive line sucks. The defense is in disarray without names like Briggs, Tillman and Vasher. Tommie Harris is playing at 40%.
The quarterbacks are turnover prone. Even special teams gave it up on an onside kick.
It's realistic to assume that the Bears could be 1-4 at the end of next week. And if that happens, their chances of making it to the playoffs, let alone getting back to the Super Bowl are about as good as Rex Grossman being named league MVP.
Meanwhile, here in Wisconsin, the cheeseheads are in full fury, taking about playoffs and the greatness of the elderly hillbilly. It's official: The Bears suck.
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