Random Thoughts: Cabrera Brings Interesting Marketing Possibilites To White Sox
Random Thoughts while wondering whatever happened to David Sanders:
- In a Chipshots exclusive, we have uncovered the driving force behind the Miguel Cabrera to the White Sox rumors: VP of marketing Brooks Boyer. See, if Cabrera is signed, the entire left side of the Sox infield could be honored during "Jenny Craig night" or "Rosie O'Donnell look alike night" or "Mark Mangino look alike night." Or, "the left side of the infield is brought to you by Slim Fast." The possibilities for marketing are endless and we know the Sox are very innovative in that way.
- The greatest basketball player ever says do as I say, not as I do.
- Coaches on the baselines will have to wear helmets next year. Personally, I think they should wear body armour.
- Cedric Benson hopes for a more productive second half. See, Ced, that's your problem. Quit hoping and knock somebody on their ass, will you?
- Lane Kiffin is either an arrogant jerk or as dumb as Dave Wannstedt.
- Hey UK fans, miss Tubby yet?
- Cowboy players who have seen Tank Johnson in the locker room admire his guns.
- Scott Boras just can't understand that a 43 year old pitcher who is injury free only half a season doesn't get what Johan Santana does.
- Speaking of Boras, Bugs & Cranks has a humorous take on him and A-Rod.
- The man who founded the Weather Channel calls global warming "a huge fraud." Take that and stuff it in your hybrid, Al Gore.
- Police in Italy have arrested a Godfather and in the process have discovered the Cosa Nostra employee handbook. There's no denying the Mafia doesn't exist now.
- The dude that used to do the Dell commercials now works where unemployed actors (and radio personalities) often work: In a restaurant.
- Today's list: Stupidest football fines.
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