The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Bears won yesterday. Whoo-hoo. But buried beneath that headline were a multitude of
issues that need to be resolved quickly before they head to Seattle to engage the Walrus and the Seahawks on Sunday night afternoon.
Here, in no particular order are some thoughts on yesterday's brain numbing contest against the Raiders:
issues that need to be resolved quickly before they head to Seattle to engage the Walrus and the Seahawks on Sunday night afternoon.Here, in no particular order are some thoughts on yesterday's brain numbing contest against the Raiders:
- With Brian Griese down with an unknown injury to his non-throwing shoulder, it appears that the conspiracy will begin to start Rex Grossman. Griese will most likely be held out a week "as a precautionary measure." The precaution is that Rex got his teammates fired up yesterday and helped them to a win with a critical fourth quarter 59 yard hook and ladder to Bernard Barrien. Rex also avoided doing anything stupid, which against Oakland is easy because they'd rather shoot themselves in the foot. Of course, Rex did fumble his first snap.
- Cedric Benson couldn't crack 100 yards against the worst run defense in the NFL. Pathetic. I know he had catches and blocks and contributed, but please don't defend him. He has the vision of Stevie Wonder when it comes to finding creases in the opponent's defense. Opponents are more apt to worry about defending the pass than worrying about how to stop Benson.
- Oh my goodness! It's Adewale Ogunleye. Wonder where he's been all season?
- The defense played a terrific game. Trumaine McBride is a player. Lance Briggs came up big on several occasions defensively as well.
- How many center snaps will Bears quarterbacks continue to drop? According to John Madden, this should never happen.
- Until late in the fourth quarter, this was a boring, uninspired, take a long nap kind of a game. If the Bears are serious about trying to get back into the playoff hunt and all this jazz about "every game is a playoff game" is true, then why in the hell don't you play like it?
- Devon Hester appears to have been reading his own headlines. Some of his attempted returns bordered on ludicrous yesterday. The big one he had got called back.
- Was Greg Olsen in uniform yesterday? I don't recall hearing his name. Or is it just more magic from Ron Turner.
- Turner supposedly went off on the offense at half time. He told the players they needed to play the way they were coached. In the first half, it looked like they were.
- Torrii Hunter supposedly had a meeting with Kenny Williams to discuss the direction the Sox are going. Hunter probably just wanted to ask someone if Ozzie is really as batshit crazy as he appears on TV. BTW, t he Royals are seriously considering making a run at Hunter. If that happens and the Sox can't get Aaron Rowand (who I believe is headed back to Philly) KC may finally get to fourth place.
- The Marlins want way too much for their overweight third baseman, although Ken Rosenthal sees how the Sox could get him. How about they just say no thanks and walk away. It is not necessary to have every player from Latin America on the roster.
I'll tell you what: I'm starting to drink the Blackhawks kool-aid. Jonathan Towes and Patrick Kane are terrific young players and are helping to raise the level of some of the existing stiffs like Toumu Rutu. Couple that with some wily vets like Robert Lang and Sergi Samsonov and you can end the Red Wings' nine game win streak. Perhaps they will make the playoffs this year. Bottom line is with Bob Pulford exiled to Lake Shore Drive and Dale Tallon free to do whatever the heck he wants (and he appears to be a shrewd judge of talent) maybe this moribund franchise can re-live some of its' glorious past. We've missed them.- In non-shocking news, LSU takes over the top spot in the BCS poll. In the surprising news, Kansas was number three. Enjoy it now Jayhawk fans because you've still got Missouri (and if you survive that Oklahoma) left on the schedule. No way Kansas runs the table.
- Tony Romo is Brett Farve with out the baggage or mileage. He's potentially that good.
- Big Ben proves the Steelers are the third best team in the AFC.
- Purple Jesus gets crucified by the Packerswho, along with the Cowboys share the best record in the NFC. Why is it NFL announcing teams insist on performing fellatio on the Elderly Hillbilly each week. We get it. The guy is good. It sucks that I live in an area where they could have switched to another game when that one got out of hand. Jeeze, Dick Stockton, wipe the dribble from your chin, will ya?
- Peyton Manning does the unthinkable and channels Rex Grossman. Either that or he was re-enacting the 1998 Orange Bowl.
- The Saints playoff train might have jumped the tracks yesterday.
- How come Detroit can beat the Bears twice but can't beat the Cardinals?
- Some outstanding Rex humor from our friends at Kissing Suzy Kolber.
- Former NFL coach and defensive innovated Dick Nolan is dead at 75. Nolan coached both the Niners and the Saints and begat his son Mike as coach of the Niners. Nolan did a great job of turning the Niners around after years of mediocrity.
- It looks like Jimmy Johnson will win the 2007 Nextel Cup. Jeff Gordon can't be too disappointed. As part owner of the #48 team, he gets a cut of the prize money.
- Today's list: Oscar winning theme songs for $200, Alex.



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