Butkus D. Dogg's 2007 Bowl Spectacular

Well, it's bowl time again.  Even though my three favorite bowls are the water bowl, the food bowl and the toilet bowl., I understand that these games keep the days merry and bright (sorry, too much Christmas music.)

So, without any further introduction (because this will definitely be long enough) here is my 2007 Bowl Spectacular! Enjoy!

2007-08 College Football Bowl Schedule
Bowl Game Date/Time Site Matchup Take
San Diego Co. Credit Union Poinsettia Dec. 20
9 p.m.
San Diego, Calif. Utah vs. Navy Even without the old Johnson, Navy is still pretty good. Take Navy
R&L Carriers New Orleans Dec. 21
8 p.m.
New Orleans, La. Florida Atlantic vs. Memphis This is one of those bowl games that makes you want to get out the DVD of "It's a Wonderful Life" or Christmas Vacation" and watch it instead.  Or, just pluck your eyeballs out. Take Memphis, I guess.     
PapaJohn's.com Dec. 22
1 p.m.
Birmingham, Ala. Cincinnati vs. Southern Miss Southern Miss just let a winning coach go, so I doubt they will be motivated.  Cincy on the other hand has been good all year.  Take Cincinnati.
New Mexico Dec. 22
4:30 p.m.
Albuquerque, N.M. New Mexico vs. Nevada Why does New Mexico have a bowl game?  Or, so New Mexico has a bowl game to play in.  Take Nevada.
Pioneer PureVision Las Vegas Dec. 22
8 p.m.
Las Vegas, Nev. BYU vs. UCLA UCLA has been inconsistent all year long.  BYU has been average.  Take UCLA.
Sheraton Hawaii Dec. 23
8 p.m.
Honolulu, Hawaii East Carolina vs. Boise State Lou Holtz son vs. Boise State in a battle of two teams from lousy conferences that should be home roasting chestnuts on an open fire instead of playing in a bowl game.  Take Boise State.
Motor City Dec. 26
7:30 p.m.
Detroit, Mich. Purdue vs. Central Michigan How far has the Big Ten fallen to have to play in this dog of a bowl game?  Take Purdue.
Pacific Life Holiday Dec. 27
8 p.m.
San Diego, Calif. Texas vs. Arizona State At last, a bowl game with a little tradition. I've said all year that ASU is a fraud.  Take Texas
Champs Sports Dec. 28
5 p.m.
Orlando, Fla. Boston College vs. Michigan State BC is a pretty good team, especially with a lot of rest to heal some of their injuries.  MSU is a team getting a sun tan.  Take BC
Texas Dec. 28
8 p.m.
Houston, Texas TCU vs. Houston Now Texas has a bowl game with two lousy teams in it.  I suppose Take Houston.
Emerald Dec. 28
8:30 p.m.
San Francisco, Calif. Maryland vs. Oregon State Again, another bowl game that doesn't need to exist, but does because someone will pay for it.  It's played on a baseball only field for crying out loud.  Hope they don't trip on any of Barry Bonds' needles. Take Oregon State. Beavers are our friends.
Meineke Car Care Dec. 29
1 p.m.
Charlotte, N.C. Wake Forest vs. Connecticut This should be called the YUPPIE bowl or the WASP bowl.  I like UCONN here.
AutoZone Liberty Dec. 29
4:30 p.m.
Memphis, Tenn. UCF vs. Mississippi State Will UCF be the latest team to get Croomed?  Yup.  Take Mississippi State.
Alamo Dec. 29
8 p.m.
San Antonio, Texas Penn State vs. Texas A&M JoPa vs. the Rudderless Aggies.  Penn State will be focused, A&M will be playing out the string.  Take Penn State.
Petro Sun Independence Dec. 30
8 p.m.
Shreveport, La. Colorado vs. Alabama The former weed whacker bowl pits two teams that used to be important that are not important now.  Nor is this bowl game.  But someone has to win and that someone is Alabama.
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Dec. 31
12:30 p.m.
Fort Worth, Texas Air Force vs. California Take Cal
Sun Dec. 31
2 p.m.
El Paso, Texas South Florida vs. Oregon No Dennis Dixon, no problem.  For USF.  Take USF.
Humanitarian Dec. 31
2 p.m.
Boise, Idaho Georgia Tech vs. Fresno State On the blue turf of Boise, rudderless Georgia Tech meets Fresno State.  Take Georgia Tech.
Gaylord Hotels Music City Dec. 31
4 p.m.
Nashville, Tenn. Kentucky vs. Florida State This game could go either way, but I think the Wildcats have a better defense and more talent at QB.  Take Kentucky.
Chick-fil-A Dec. 31
7:30 p.m.
Atlanta, Ga. Auburn vs. Clemson A tale of two Tommys.  I think with Al Borges gone and Auburn's offense as bad as it was, Clemson has a good chance in this one.  Take Clemson.
Insight Dec. 31
TBA
Tempe, Ariz. Indiana vs. Oklahoma State This game is so off the radar screen it's being broadcast on the NFL network.  Is Mike Gundy 41 yet?  Doesn't matter, he'll still win.  He's quite the man. Take Oklahoma State.
Outback Jan. 1
11 a.m.
Tampa, Fla. Wisconsin vs. Tennessee Wisconsin has been a bit disappointing this year and you've got to think that the Vols have the speed to run off the farmers.  Take Tennessee.
AT&T Cotton Jan. 1
11:30 a.m.
Dallas, Texas Missouri vs. Arkansas Arkansas brings a lot of offense to the table but not much defense.  This game will be very entertaining.  The bottom line is Mizzou wants to prove it got jobbed by the BCS boys.  They will.  Take Missouri.
Gator Jan. 1
1 p.m.
Jacksonville, Fla. Virginia vs. Texas Tech Texas Tech scores like an oilman in a cat house with a roll of $100 bills.  Virginia had a nice season, but really.  Take Texas Tech.
Capital One Jan. 1
1 p.m.
Orlando, Fla. Michigan vs. Florida Michigan, meet Tim Tebow.  Take Florida.
Rose presented by Citi Jan. 1
4:30 p.m.
Pasadena, Calif. USC vs. Illinois It's been a frustrating year for USC.  Illinois is right in the path of it.  Take USC big in a total mismatch.
Allstate Sugar Jan. 1
8:30 p.m.
New Orleans, La. Hawaii vs. Georgia Hawaii is a nice team as far as the WAC is concerned or beating lower tier Pac 10 teams is concerned, but Georgia may have been playing the best football in the SEC at the end of the season.  Take Georgia in another huge mismatch.
Tostitos Fiesta Jan. 2
8 p.m.
Glendale, Ariz. Oklahoma vs. West Virginia Oklahoma is another team that because of a couple of late season losses wound up on the outside looking in at the BCS Championship game.  With their coach abandoning them for Michigan, UWV has little to play for.  Take Oklahoma.
FedEx Orange Jan. 3
8 p.m.
Miami, Fla. Virginia Tech vs. Kansas Kansas is a nice story, but in BCS parlance, they are a fraud.  Take Va. Tech.
International Jan. 5
12 p.m.
Toronto, Canada Rutgers vs. Ball State Ay, here's a game no one, including Canadians cares about.  Are we playing on a 125 yard field?  Can we play twelve men?  Do I really have to pick a winner of this unnecessary game?  Okay, take Rutgers.
GMAC Jan. 6
8 p.m.
Mobile, Ala. Tulsa vs. Bowling Green Wow, this game is really lame.  I mean really lame.  For one, I didn't even know Bowling Green played football (kidding.)  Hold on while I flip a coin.  Heads it is.  Take Tulsa
BCS National Championship Jan. 7
8 p.m.
New Orleans, La. Ohio State vs. LSU This game will not be as good as everyone thinks it will be.  LSU has had six weeks to heal, especially QB Matt Flynn and DT Glenn Dorsey which will make a HUGE difference for the Tigers.  There is a lot of talent on this team, far more than on Ohio State.  Big Ten teams find out at this time of year that speed kills.  And LSU is speed.  Take LSU

 

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