Friday Funnies
We've saved 'em up all week just to help take some hair off your Friday dog:
- Melt Your Face Off salutes Chris Pronger.
- This isn't funny "haha", it's funny "huh?" Billy Packer finally shows he is senile when he compares Kelvin Sampson to Elliot Spitzer. There is no comparison here. Sampson will end up on his feet. Spitzer, not so much.
- Signal to Noise takes exception to MLB's hiring of former Presidential Press Secretary Ari Fleischer as a P.R. consultant.
- The first of many from Kissing Suzy Kolber, Brett Favre exposed!
- Here, congressman are made to play baseball. Can you imagine Henry Waxman trying to hit a curveball?
- The Onion contends that Brett Favre has actually been sent to a nice farm. Knowing the people up here like I do, they probably are buying it.
- With many sports celebrities unavailable this week, KSK is forced to interview a box of Kleenex.
- Serious Sports Network has come up with a new gig for Yankees announcer John Sterling.
- NFL Films let 21 employees go this week in a cost cutting move. KSK wonders what it would sound like if Steve Sabol put it on film and John Facenda provided narration.
- This is not a joke. Baseball gives in to Al Gore.
- This is also true. Sports by Brooks reports on Logan Kensling, a Florida Marlins pitcher who shoots wild pigs from a helicopter. What makes this funny is PETA is outraged and wants the Marlins to disipline him. They also may protest at ballgames. Given the marlins attendance, they should host a "whack job liberal night" and let PETA members get in for $1.
- More from SSN on Jeff Kent and his mustache.
- KSK's on going episodes of Wade Phillips and Jerry Jones.
- I could so totally see this happening.
- This too.
- Bugs & Cranks creates a mix tape to help out Josh Beckett.
- Today's List: 50 candidates to be John McCain's running mate
- Finally, if Barrack Obama were on "American Idol:
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