If you think that you are going to get even a hint of political correctness in this corner of the Internet, then you need to hit the little X in the upper right hand corner of your screen.  NOW.  One thing that we don't approve of is political correctness because it is basically a tool of the left to foster liberal guilt.  We are not liberal and we certainly don't feel guilty about it.

That said, we were greeted this morning by a Carol Slezak rant in the Chicago Sun-Times which ripped the Sox players for using a monument made up of blow up dolls to try to get them out of their funk.  Slezak, who obviously incinerated her bra years ago, goes on to rip Sox manager Ozzie Guillen, claiming that despite the sensitivity training he had to undergo last year for calling Jay Mariotti a fag (another ridiculous episode in political correctness,) Ozzie "wasn't man enough" stop it.  Honey, his team had lost five straight and is going down faster than Lindsey Lohan in the back of a limo.  If it helped, he would have been on the Internet ordering seven more blow up dolls. (Oh my God.  That's offensive and totally not politically correct.  See, told you.)

Carol, allow me to tap your backside (in a non-threatening manner) with the boot of reality.  Let men by men.  Men objectify women.  We're pigs.  We admit it.  So, before you get your thong in an even tighter bunch, try to understand that this is man world and in man world this is what we do.  What makes that so wrong?  Nothing.  Not a damned thing.  And yes, Carol.  I have a daughter. And two step-daughters.  And a wife who actually thinks this stuff is funny. So please, STFU.

Now on to the field where the Sox ranked second to last in baseball in hitting.  Last night, they lost 1-0 to Toronto, getting swept out of Canada and going 0-6 on their road trip.  Tonight, with no offense to speak of and threats of players (i.e. Juan Uribe) being released, sent out, etc., the Sox come home to face the first place Minnesota Twins.  Just a short week ago, the Sox led the Twinkies by 2½ games.  As of this morning, they trailed the Twins by 2 games.

Sox fans, noting that it was at this time last year that the team began their season long hibernation are nervous that history is on the verge of repeating itself.  Sox management, noting the same, are getting impatient.  This could and should lead to several explosions on the corner of 35th and Shields soon including a mushroom cloud centered directly over General Manager Kenny Williams office.

So, let's review.  In the past 48 hours, the Sox have lost two games they should have won, had a manager go off on a profanity laced tirade directed at fans, media and minor league baseball teams and erected a shrine to bad taste.  Never a dull moment, eh?