You knew it was coming.

For the last four day's, dude's been beating his chest about how wonderful the Twinkies are.  Now, all of a sudden the Twinkies have been relegated to second place because of a vast conspiracy woven by Mark Teixeria and A.J. Pierzynski?  Puhleese.

A.J. is a beloved member of the White Sox whose quick thinking saved their bacon yesterday.  

Don't assume because Clayton Richard is pitching the regulation game it will be a disaster.  He looked pretty good his last time out against Seattle and Baltimore is known as the Seattle of the East. 

Sounds to me like someone is a bad loser or has been up too late watching games from the west coast and needs a nap.  After all, don't they roll the sidewalks up in Minnesota about 8pm?