Hi again football fans!  It is me, your favorite Bischon Poo dog, Butkus D. Dogg back for another year of my football predictions.  For those of you who might have missed my debut last year, I had a record of 113-80, which considering I am a freakin' twelve pound dog isn't too bad.

I'm really excited about being back.  In fact I'm so excited, I've peed on the carpet four times and chewed on the coffee table.  Mama is not happy with me right now.

But the best part of getting to do this each week is that it really pisses off the fat dog.  The fat dog is the other dog that lives at our house.  He likes to steal my food.  That and he is about as sharp as a bowling ball.  All summer long, he begged the bald guy for a chance at internet glory and the bald guy kept saying no and calling him retard.  I may be small, but in my house I am the DIC (dog in charge.)

So, here it is, kids.  Since the pros are off this weekend, we'll just do the college games.  We do all our games straight up, no point spread because gambling is an evil disease that ruins families and lives.  That and the bald guy doesn't like point spreads.

Let's make history:

• Illinois vs. Missouri-This is a border battle between one team that  can sustain  the mo from last year  and one  which will have a tough time despite the fact they still have some Juice left.  Take Missouri.
• Alabama vs. Clemson: I know Mama is going to make me sleep in the year for this one, but the fact is that Clemson is a giant killer in the first game against ranked opponents.  Alabama is no giant.  Take Clemson.
• Bowling Green vs. Pitt-This is my upset special of the week.  Stuttering Dave would be working at McDonald's if he hadn't backed in to that win against West Virginia last year.  I think BGU can pull the upset if the cosmic tumblers line up correctly.  Take Bowling Green
• Washington vs. Oregon-Good evening fans and welcome to day one of the Tyrone Willingham farewell tour. Take Oregon.
• Tennessee vs. UCLA-Even Rick Neuheisel wouldn't bet on this game in his office pool.  With so many injuries, the Bruins may start off The Neuheisel era wishing Karl Dorrell were still there.  Or Dick Vermeil.  Or Pepper Rogers.  Take Tennessee.