Murphy A. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 8
Hello! I am Murphy A. Dogg. I am a dog. Butkus D. Dogg has been really bad picking lately so the bald guy lock him in his crate so I write. But don't worry. Unlike Tommy Bowden, Butkus probably come back. Maybe.Butkus think I toopid but I not. I just a little slow. But cunning as fox and handsome as Brad Pitt.
Before I write, sometime you read Butkus call me "The Fat Dog" I am not fat. I am big boy. He just get mad cause I can sit on him and cause massive internal injury.
Butkus always yell at me to shut up. Now, I write and he shut up. Pipsqueak!
I write ten games, five college, five pro and no spread. I like spread. It taste like peanut. I love peanut!
College
- Wisconsin vs. Iowa-Wisconsin mad for getting beat three weeks in row. This week, they take it out on Iowa. Take Wisconsin.
- Vanderbilt vs. Georgia-Vanderbilt turn back into Pumpkin. Georgia make pumpkin pie. Mmmm. I like pumpkin pie, but it not taste like peanut. Take Georgia
- Kansas vs. Oklahoma-Fat guy gonna be so depressed after this one, he gonna ransack an Old Country Buffet. Take Oklahoma in big rout.
- Missouri vs. Texas-If Missouri can't get past OK State defense, Texas defense really gonna give them fits. Take Texas.
- UCLA vs. Stanford-Bald guy say he no like Stanford coach cause he yell at Ditka. I take sleazy coach instead. Take UCLA
Pro
- Minnesota vs. Chicago-Bears are like fat guy in marathon. Can't finish. Take Minnesota.
- Dallas vs. St. Louis-Someone gonna pay for two straight Cowboys losses. It the Rams. Take Dallas
- San Diego vs. Buffalo-Chargers look like they may have their act together. Buffalo good but they have injuries. Take San Diego
- Detroit vs. Houston-Even blind dog find dog treat in couch once in awhile. Take Detroit.
- Indianapolis vs. Green Bay-Peyton Manning finally playing good. Packers defense has lots of people out and no way to slow down Manning or anybody else on Indy's offense. Take Indianapolis.



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