Murphy A. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 8

Hello!  I am Murphy A. Dogg.  I am a dog.  Butkus D. Dogg has been really bad picking lately so the bald guy lock him in his crate so I write.  But don't worry.  Unlike Tommy Bowden, Butkus probably come back.  Maybe.

Butkus think I toopid but I not.  I just a little slow. But cunning as fox and handsome as Brad Pitt.

Before I write, sometime you read Butkus call me "The Fat Dog"  I am not fat.  I am big boy. He just get mad cause I can sit on him and cause massive internal injury.

Butkus always yell at me to shut up.  Now, I write and he shut up.  Pipsqueak!

I write ten games, five college, five pro and no spread.  I like spread.  It taste like peanut.  I love peanut!

College

  • Wisconsin vs. Iowa-Wisconsin mad for getting beat three weeks in row.  This week, they take it out on Iowa. Take Wisconsin.
  • Vanderbilt vs. Georgia-Vanderbilt turn back into Pumpkin.  Georgia make pumpkin pie. Mmmm. I like pumpkin pie, but it not taste like peanut. Take Georgia
  • Kansas vs. Oklahoma-Fat guy gonna be so depressed after this one, he gonna ransack an Old Country Buffet.  Take Oklahoma in big rout.
  • Missouri vs. Texas-If Missouri can't get past OK State defense, Texas defense really gonna give them fits.  Take Texas.
  • UCLA vs. Stanford-Bald guy say he no like Stanford coach cause he yell at Ditka.  I take sleazy coach instead.  Take UCLA

Pro

  • Minnesota vs. Chicago-Bears are like fat guy in marathon.  Can't finish.  Take Minnesota.
  • Dallas vs. St. Louis-Someone gonna pay for two straight Cowboys losses.  It the Rams.  Take Dallas
  • San Diego vs. Buffalo-Chargers look like they may have their act together.  Buffalo good but they have injuries.  Take San Diego
  • Detroit vs. Houston-Even blind dog find dog treat in couch once in awhile. Take Detroit.
  • Indianapolis vs. Green Bay-Peyton Manning finally playing good.  Packers defense has lots of people out and no way to slow down Manning or anybody else on Indy's offense.  Take Indianapolis.

 

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