We told you Kenny Williams was brilliant.  Today he finally realized that relief pitcher Mike MacDougal was as useful as a screen door in a submarine and outrighted his sorry butt to Charlotte.  Although the release doesn't come with instructions, one surmises that MacUseless can refuse to report, declare free agency and go screw someone else's bullpen up. 

Here's hoping the Twins or Tigers pick him up.

Boone Logan, your plane is now boarding. . .