Did the Bears get the license number of the truck that ran over them Sunday afternoon?  That wasn't a football game, this was the Green Bay Packers clubbing baby seals.

And to think, Bear fans thought that it would get easier now that The Elderly Hillbilly has moved to New Jersey.

This was beyond embarrassing.  This was a game that the officials should have stopped after the third quarter for the mercy rule.  The Bears held up their hands and screamed "no mas" at the top of their lungs and were ignored to the tune of 37-3.  37-3 to a Packers team that wasn't supposed to be able to run the football. 37-3 to a Packers team with a quarterback with half a throwing shoulder.  37-3 to a Packers team missing their best defensive lineman and their middle linebacker.  37-3 to a team the Bears need to be able to beat if they want to win their division. 37-3 to the *%^ing Green Bay (^&@#$%&*^ing Packers.

Are you kidding me?

Highlights?  The only highlights from this game are the ones that show you what a pathetic game this was.  Start with Kyle Orton who shouldn't have played yesterday.  My wife Princess has bad feet and and bad ankles from being an RN and being on her feet eight hours a night.  She moves around better than Kyle Orton did yesterday. I guess if I was looking down the barrel of a gun with Rex Grossman in it, I'd might start Orton too, but it was obvious early in the game Orton was not going to be effective.  Yet, the Bears left him out there to take his lumps because going to Grossman could have been worse.  This one time, I'm asking could it really have been worse?

How about the defensive line?  I understand the Bears did suit four guys up to play that position, I just didn't see any of them out there.  Neither did anyone else.  Maybe it's like the story of "The Emperor's New Clothes" and they were wearing invisible uniforms and only smart people could see them.  Call me a moron, but I saw nothing from anyone, including the overly verbose, whiny, girly man that is Tommie Harris.

The secondary was shredded like documents in a Washington office moments before the DOJ is to arrive.

Meanwhile, Aaron Rodgers and the Packers offense did whatever the hell they wanted all day long. 

The offense was Matt Forte.  He ran, he caught, he did everything while the Bears receivers were totally uninvolved in the game.  Somebody needs to end this experiment with Devin Hester immediately.  He couldn't catch a damn cold and he's too short to see over traffic.  Tell him when he runs a kick back, he'll get to play receiver again.

The Bears were totally outplayed and out coached.  Rumor has it the University of Tennessee is interested in Lovie Smith.  Lovie, please take the job.  Take the Tampa 2 to Knoxville and let Alabama and Florida kick your ass.  Anything is better then what we witnessed yesterday.

The Bears players went off on the fans last week saying that we were too hard on them.  Do you blame us?  We all watched it.  We all saw a game with no emotion, with no pride, with no clue. And you expect us to smile and say "That's okay boys, you'll get them next time."  Screw you, you blubbering, overpaid babies.

For just a moment, I thought I was back in 1974 and I swear, I saw the ghost of Abe Gibron on the sideline.

A couple of other notes:

• Joe and Troy, drink Green and Gold Kool-Aid on your own time.  Yes, this was a one sided game dominated by one time, but if you guys had been anymore for the Packers yesterday, you would have cheered the touchdowns.  Even Wayne Larivee wasn't as pro-Packer as you two gaborones were yesterday.
• To the post game caller on WGN who screamed about playing backup quarterback Kaleb Haynie and to hosts Jim and Koz, the reason Haynie didn't play yesterday is because he is listed as the emergency quarterback and cannot enter the game unless both Orton and Grossman get hurt.  Come on Koz, you played in the NFL,  you should know that.

When does baseball season start?