There's nothing like the White Sox post game show on WSCR to make me crazy after the White Sox lose a game to another pitcher they shouldn't have.  In fact, I shouldn't even be in a car, lest I go Cale Yarborough on someone.

Today was the all-time best.  The first caller, some waste of breath named Gary, led off and did exactly what I was warning you was going to happen.  "Colon can't pitch, they need to bring up Poreda" he proclaimed.  "And Anderson and Wise stink.  I gave up on Anderson last year.  They should bring up that kid Danks."  And you thought I was kidding?

But wait, there's more.

Gary goes off on A.J. Pierzynski, claiming on TV A.J. "was laughing and joking around and not paying attention.  What exactly do you for a living Gary?  School bus driver?  Theater usher?  For crying out loud, give the man a break.  He's not in the game.  It's his day off.  Do you ever tell a joke at work, Gary?  Ever smile or goof off for a second?  Ever have a light moment? 

Gary, I will make you one promise:  If I ever find out where you live, I will come to your house, collect all of your Sox gear and burn it on your front lawn.  You, Gary are not a White Sox fan, you are a douchebag.

There, Ranger.  I said it for you.