Top Ten Reasons Bears Quarterback Jay Cutler Threw Four Interceptions Last Night

From the home office in New Holstein, WI, here's the top ten list of reasons that Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler threw four interceptions last night against Green Bay:

10. Thought he was filming a commercial for the new Wisconsin lottery game "Pick Four."
9.   Thought Johnny Jolly was a giant pitch and catch
8.   Just being neighborly. Hoosiers are like that, you know.
7.   Competitive nature made him believe that he could complete more passes to Packer players than Green Bay quarterback Aaron Rodgers.
6.   Thought four picks would qualify him for a Lambeau Leap.
5.   Ate too much cheese during pre-game meal.
4.   Damn the swine flu!
3.   Secretly suffers from color blindness
2.   Dedicated last night's game to Rex Grossman and Mike Tomczak.
1.   Still getting used to playing in "thick" air    

 

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