It's been a tough year for Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen.  His team shows signs of contention every once in a while, but basically has been flat lining since the middle of August.  What does Ozzie compare it to?  Blue balls, apparently:

'This is a tease, man,'' he admitted. "It's like when you have a girlfriend and you are kissing her all over the place and you get to the mambo, and she says no. That's where we are right now. That's the way we are. Like I say, it doesn't matter what Detroit does. It only matters what we do.

Ozzie promises changes tonight against Kansas City.  You wonder which players have given up and which ones will be sat tonight.

Stay tuned.  Only Ozzie can keep it this interesting with elimination hanging over his head.