God grant me the serenity
to accept I cannot change ESPN or their man crush on Brett Favre;
the courage to change the channel;
and wisdom to know the difference.

Living one day at a time;
Enjoying one moment at a time;
Accepting Farve with the Vikings as the pathway to peace;
Taking, as He did, his sinful lies
as they are, not as I would have it;
Trusting that the Packer defense will make all things right
and kick his hillbilly ass;
That I may be reasonably happy in this life
when the Packers take down the Vikings tonight
Forever in the next.
Amen.