You talk about your "you lost and you are dead to me!" scenario, the Indianapolis Colts returned home Monday afternoon to a grand total of eleven well wishers.  I would venture a guess that the majority of the crowd were ugly women.

I guess other people had trouble getting there because it was a work day and tractors had to be serviced.  Or college basketball commitments.  Or a corn harvest.  Or a Hank Junior concert. 

And these people consider themselves big league sports fans?  Remember kids what Hoosiers rhymes with, and it ain't winners.