I see where the USA and Slovenia scored four goals in their World Cup game and there was a fifth goal disallowed by soccer's answer to Jim Joyce.

I don't know for sure, but that must be a record for most goals scored in a game.  Four!  I'll bet people were melting their vuvuzelas.

Look at the picture.  Here the U.S. player stands in front of a gigantic net and seems shocked when the Slovenian player dives in front of him.  Here's a hint, pal.  Instead of standing there like a statue, go after the damned ball.  Maybe Team USA could call in Dustin Byfuglien to show him how it's done.

Wake me when it's over. . .