There is phrase often used in my house that pretty much sums up women in general: Estrogen Kills.  That's right kids, estrogen is the most dangerous and volatile chemical on this planet.  If Iran was smart, they'd ditch the nuclear program and come up with an estrogen bomb.  That would cause any world nation to cave to whatever demands they might have.

Before NOW begins their picket on my front lawn, let me illustrate.  Consider for your approval, Amalia Tabata-Pereira, estranged wife of Pittsubrgh Pirates outfielder Jose Tabata.  Posing as an immigration official, she took a baby from a couple who were employed as migrant workers whom she threatened with deportation to convince her husband that he was the father.  Of course, something with her plan went horribly wrong when the couple reported her to authorities and she was, as Arlo Guthrie once said, immediately arrested.

For his part in it, Tabata is continuing to work with his lawyers on getting a divorce.  I think he has grounds now.