Chip Shots: Five Reasons The White Sox Won't Seal A Deal For Manny Ramirez

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Chip Shots: Five Reasons The White Sox Won't Seal A Deal For Manny Ramirez

Five Reasons The White Sox Won't Seal A Deal For Manny Ramirez

From the home office in New Holstein Wisconsin, here are the top five reasons the Chicago White Sox will not get Manny Ramirez:

5. Scott Boras, Manny's agent, will demand that Manny be traded for Gordon Beckham, John Danks and Chris Sale, not to play for the Dodgers, but to become Boras' personal indentured servants.

4. The dreads aren't going anywhere they are not wanted.

3. Chicago isn't big enough for two famous hot dogs.

2. The White Sox already have a Man Ram...his name is Pierzynski.

1. With Ozzie being Ozzie, Kenny being Kenny and Oney being Oney, there is no room for Manny being Manny.