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Random Shots: White Sox Keeping Cardiologists Busy

Will White Sox Get Stoned on TV?

Orlando Cabrera's Incredible Time Travel Machine

With Swish at the Dish, White Sox Take Tribe

Open Mic Day at the Score?

Move Along, Move Along, Nothing To See Here

Random Shots: Lego Head Delivers

White Sox vs. Cubs: The Good, The Bad and the Ugly

White Sox Have Other Things To Worry About Besides Cubs

Random Shots: A Long Way to Go For a Win

Memo to White Sox Fans: Get Over It

Memo to Cub Fans: Nothing From Nothing Means Nothing

Random Shots: Salvage the Ship Edition

Sox Whipped By Has Beens and Never Weres

White Sox vs. Cubs: Chip Shots Breakdown

Here Comes the Hype

Another Reason To Hate Scott Boras

Paulie Who?

Random Shots: Did The White Sox Use Their Entire Supply of Runs?

Screw The Cubs, I Want Another Trophy!

White Sox Homestand Off To Rocky Start

When Ballplayers Wig Out

Random Shots: The Go Go White Sox Are Dead; Leave Them That Way

Random Shots: Did You Ever Had To Make Up Your Mind?

Ding Dong: Sox Turn Twinkies Into Cup Cakes

Random Shots: Don't Go Joe

Bad Kermit. Bad, Bad Kermit.

Mocking the Draft

Coco Goes Coo Coo

Random Shots: Look! It's Paul Konerko!

Anatomy of a Tirade

Ozzie Rolls Bus Over Kenny, Backs Up, Rolls It Over Him Again

Random Shots: White Sox Pushed Over Cliff

Random Shots: Root, Root, Root For The Home Team Or Incur Our Wrath

Sox Shortstop Makes Error in Judgement Phone Call Won't Solve

Kool-Aid Anyone?

Right on Q: Quentin Introduces Himself to National Audience

Random Shots: Eight is Enough

The Sweep Smell of Success

Doug Melvin Probably Thinks I'm An Idiot

Sox Need To Get 300 Lb. Indian Off Their Back

Is Yost Toast?

Random Shots: Big Stack O'Nothing Edition

One Giant Step For Pink

Random Shots: Mark This Down: I'm Defending the Chairman

Same Old Story, Same Old Song and Dance

Sweepless in Seattle

It's Only The Big Inning

Random Shots: Ozzie Juggles and Sox Don't Struggle

Juan Small Slide for Uribe; One Giant Win for the White Sox

Random Thoughts: No, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, Damn

White Sox Much More Offensive on Field Than Off

It's Okay Stewardess, I Speak Ozzie

Silly Sox Fans Can't Rattle Ranger

Random Thoughts: Deja Vous All Over Again?

Piranhas Keep White Sox in Tank

Boof! Boof! Out Go the Lights

White Sox Manage Tie in Mudder's Day Game

Look! It's Paul Konerko!

He Gone: MacUseless Goes Bye-Bye!

Random Thoughts: Weather Not for the Birds...or the White Sox

Dye is Cast For Changes

Crede=Clutch

Get Down Javy, Get Down!

White Sox Fail First Litmus Test Due To Penned Up Hostility

Yankees Provide Early Season Test for Resurgent White Sox

A Slice of History

Cry Not For Frank Thomas: He'll Do Enough Crying For Both Of You

Kids Say the Darnedest Things

Random Thoughts: White Sox Bounce Back In Style

Finished or be Finished

Random Thoughts: Is Pink for the Birds?

Maybe the Kids Can Play

Sox Fans Forgive; Cub Fans Never Forget

With Tigers in the Tank, Sox Surive Gauntlet

Random Thoughts: MLB Should Listen To, Not Fine Ozzie

Random Thoughts: Anyone for Hillbilly Highway?

Ozzie vs. Cuzzi

Danks For Nothing: Twins Crush Sox Starter, Masset

Finally, Red Sox Quit Passing Bily Buck

Crede is Clutch and Clutch is Everything

Your Crew In Blue: Chip Shots Profiles Phil Cuzzi

They Shoot, They Score: White Sox Team Up With Hawks For Cross Marketing

Sox Put Tigers in the Tank

Random Thoughts: Kenny Williams Gets Bit, Threatens Lawyers

Floyd Keeps Sox in the Pink

Random Thoughts: Is UFH Sox Secret Weapon?

Sox Put One On The Board, Move On To Angry Tigers

So When Exactly Do We Get This Party Started?

Opening Day: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and Four Blind Mice

Time Stands Still On Opening Day (If Mother Nature Cooperates)

Breakdown: If These Guys Make The Playoffs, I'll Eat My Hat or Meet Your 2008 Chicago White Sox

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-AL West Edition

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-AL Central Edition

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-AL East Edition

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-NL West Edition

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-NL Central Edition

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-NL East Edition

Ramsey's Fearless Forecast-Winners and Losers

It's Too Early in the Morning for Me to be This Annoyed

Mama Said There Would be Days Like This

Two Down, Two To Go

D-Day, Twenty-Fifth of March

Questions, Oh We've Got Questions

Wither Juan

Tomo OhKa Update

Sox Look Okay

The First Cut is the Deepest: White Sox Axe Twelve

The Chairman's Memory Needs a Jog

Jury Still Out on Sox Pitching

Ohka's On

Cub Fans Don't Want To Cell Out

Random Thoughts: Farmio vs. Stoney Round 1

Ten Burning Questions

Holy Cow, Has it Been Ten Years?

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Behavior Can't Play Center Field or Pitch

Shuster Victim of Scared Suits

Dish on the Commish

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

No Kool-Aid For Me, Thanks

Random Thoughts: One Down, Several More Need To Go

Human Resources in the 2000's: Sucession Plan

Random Thoughts: Big Wheels Rollin' Edition

Random Thoughts: Eli's Not Going To Like this, Yogi

Screw You, Taxpayers! We're Congress and We'll Waste Your Money Anyway We Want!

Real Man of Genius

Random Thoughts: Jerry Angelo Plays Softball

Where's the Justice Now, Fellas?

Random Thoughts: LSU Came, Saw and Kicked A** Edition

Speed Kills: Why LSU Brings Home the Hardware

Random Thoughts: Big Stack o' Nothing Edition (Vol. 2)

Random Thoughts: The World Weighs In On Big Swish

Kenny Trades The Farm For Big Swish, Vows to Fight Twins For Third

Bears Train Rex May Continue in '08

Chip Shots' 2007 Sports Moment of the Year

Cleaning Out the Closet, Heading for Perfection Edition

Memo to Congress: Get Your Priorities Straight

Skiles The Limit: Bulls Coach Victim of Whining, not Performance

It's a Tough Day to be a Bear Fan

A Ballpark by Any Other Name Will Still Smell Like Stale Beer

Miami Fish Market: Dolphins Land Big Tuna

Breaking News: Mr. Nasal Joins Farmio and the Kid

Random Thoughts: Because I'm The Coach And I Said So

Bears Vs. Vikings: It's Going To be A Long Night Under Glass

Random Thoughts: Big Stack of Nothing Edition

All You Get from Beating Your Chest Is a Bruised Sternum

Kenny Williams Winter: Big Bag of Nothing Edition

Blow'd Up Good, Blow'd Up REAL Good

Random Thoughts: Mommy, I'm Bored

Random Thoughts: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please Welcome The Fat Lady

Kenny Fiddles While Motown Burns

Mr. Smith Goes To Nowhereland

Breaking News: White Sox Aquire Another Outfielder Who Can't Hit

It's All B.S. To Me

Even Ahh A Squirrel on Ahh Crutches Finds Ahh An Acorn Ahh Once In Ahh Awhile

Random Thoughts: FUD News Hillbilly Update

If You Can't Get The NFL Network, Don't Worry, It's Awful

White Sox Promise Sizzle, So Far They Fizzle

Random Thoughts: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt, Sometimes You Don't

Cosmic Tumblers Get Even Wackier

Oh Those Wacky Cosmic Tumblers

When Your Turkey Tastes Like Crow, Ruin Somebody Else's Dinner

Cleaning Out The Fridge

Random Thoughts: Wirtz Goes Hard To The Net And Lights The Lamp

BREAKING NEWS: Wizard Sends Judy Over the Rainbow For Tin Man

Barry Bonds May Be A Liar, But He's Not Going To Jail

The New Coach is a (BONG)!

Every Once in Awhile, You Need To Clear Your Head

The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald

Hell No, Don't Trade Joe