Chip Shots
Chip Shots: Category Archive for Chicago Bears

Random Shots: White Sox Keeping Cardiologists Busy

Random Shots: A Long Way to Go For a Win

Offense Not Lovie's Forte

Random Shots: Did The White Sox Use Their Entire Supply of Runs?

Random Shots: The Go Go White Sox Are Dead; Leave Them That Way

Don't Let it Hit You Where The Good Lord Split You

Random Shots: Did You Ever Had To Make Up Your Mind?

Random Shots: Don't Go Joe

Random Shots: Look! It's Paul Konerko!

Random Shots: Eight is Enough

Random Shots: Ozzie Juggles and Sox Don't Struggle

Random Thoughts: No, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, Damn

Breaking News: Bears Benson Busted

Random Thoughts: Deja Vous All Over Again?

Fool Me Once, Shame On You; Fool Me Twice and I'm Jerry Angelo

Bears Make Right Choice in Bull Market

Random Thoughts: Weather Not for the Birds...or the White Sox

Maybe the Kids Can Play

Urlacher Needs to Stop Pouting and Start Playing

Random Thoughts: Farmio vs. Stoney Round 1

Requiem for a Hillbilly

Bears All About the Benjamins

They're Coming To Take Jerry Angelo Away, Ha Ha!

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Bears GM's Confidence Doesn't Translate

Human Resources in the 2000's: Sucession Plan

Random Thoughts: Eli's Not Going To Like this, Yogi

Real Man of Genius

Random Thoughts: Jerry Angelo Plays Softball

Where's the Justice Now, Fellas?

Random Thoughts: Big Stack o' Nothing Edition (Vol. 2)

Kenny Trades The Farm For Big Swish, Vows to Fight Twins For Third

Bears Train Rex May Continue in '08

Random Thoughts: Nothing Like a Bowl Game to Expose a Fraud

Happy New Year: Let's Fix The Bears.

Chip Shots' 2007 Sports Moment of the Year

Patriots=Karma

Cleaning Out the Closet, Heading for Perfection Edition

Lovie Shopping at M-Martz?

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast (Week 17)

Skiles The Limit: Bulls Coach Victim of Whining, not Performance

Bears Broom Green Bay, St. Brett

It's a Tough Day to be a Bear Fan

A Ballpark by Any Other Name Will Still Smell Like Stale Beer

Miami Fish Market: Dolphins Land Big Tuna

Random Thoughts: Because I'm The Coach And I Said So

Bears Vs. Vikings: It's Going To be A Long Night Under Glass

Random Thoughts: Big Stack of Nothing Edition

Kenny Williams Winter: Big Bag of Nothing Edition

Blow'd Up Good, Blow'd Up REAL Good

Random Thoughts: Mommy, I'm Bored

Random Thoughts: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please Welcome The Fat Lady

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 14 (On a Thursday)

Kenny Fiddles While Motown Burns

It's All B.S. To Me

White Sox Promise Sizzle, So Far They Fizzle

Random Thoughts: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt, Sometimes You Don't

Hester Provides Many Happy Returns

Cosmic Tumblers Get Even Wackier

Will It Go Round In Circles, Will It Fly High Like A Bird Up In The Sky?

Barry Bonds May Be A Liar, But He's Not Going To Jail

Random Thoughts: Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To New Orleans, We Got Zooked!

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 10

Random Thoughts: Cabrera Brings Interesting Marketing Possibilites To White Sox

It's No Bull: We Just Don't Care

Random Thoughts: Bye Week More Depressing Than Watching The Bears Play

Take it Slow, Joe

Random Thoughts: This May Be The Elderly Hillbilly's Year After All

Stick A Fork In 2007

See. Griese Isn't So Bad, Is He?

Random Thoughts: The Wheels on the Bus Go Clunk, Clunk, Clunk

Hester Rocks, But Peterson Too Much for Broken Bears

Random Thoughts: Today's World Series Game Is Brought To You By The Letter "R"

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Joe Torre is Out of a Job Edition

Breakdown: Bears Shut My Neighbors Up

Bears vs. Packers: Bears Gameplan

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Cubs Are Done Edition

It Doesn't Take A Genius To Figure LaRussa Won't Come to Milwaukee

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 5

Rockies Fans Celebrate Holliday

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm, Baseball is Over Edition

It's Official: The Bears Suck

Four On The Floor: White Sox Clinch Fouth Place

Random Thoughts: Rex May Just Be Tip Of Inept Offensive Iceberg

Bye Bye Billfold

Quick Hook Enables Bears To Have A Chance

Share the Love: It Wasn't Just Rex

Roll Out The Casket

Don't Let It Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 3

I Hate To Admit It, But It Might Be The Cubs Year After All

Put It On The Board: Thome Walks Off With #500

Bears Chief Adversary is Themselves

Cheating Is Only Bad When You Get Caught

Random Thoughts: Thome Hits 499; White Sox Give Bi-Monthy Solid Effort

Clemente Week Brings Out The Age in Me

Running Game Bearly Functional

In Rex We Bust

For Just An Evening, It Was 2005 All Over Again

Random Thoughts: There's No Defense For The White Sox

Being Great is Measured In Results, Not Train Rex

It's My Money And I'll Boo If I Want To

Random Holiday Thoughts: Here's Three Words You Haven't Heard Much This Summer: White Sox Win!

Random Thoughts: I'm Turning My Head And Looking The Other Way

White Sox Games Have Become The Definition of Insanity

Killing Him Softly With No Offense

The Little Train That Can't

How Dumb To You Have To Be To Leave A $600,000 Car Alone At An Accident Scene?

Random Thoughts: Grossman Continues To Treat The Football Like A Greased Pig

Random Thoughts: Rain, Rain Go Away, Now Two Games We Play Today

Vick's Right To Make a Living Supersedes His Stupidity

White Sox Emerge From Cellar For The Moment

Rex Grossman Is Who We Thought He Was

Bears Vs. Colts: Your Guide To Enjoying A Meaningless Game

White Sox Upgrade Theroies May Vary, See Dealer For Details

Random Thoughts: Westward Oh!

White Sox Set To Play Musical Pitchers

Random Thoughts: Pink Floyd Isn't Money

Random Thoughts: The Indians Own Mark Buehrle Like They Owned Custer

Random Thoughts: Sox Can't Get Fat Off Sabathia

Winners Never Cheat and Cheaters Never Win? Get Over Yourselves, Please

Series Sweep Sparks Crazy Talk

Nice Guys Don't Finish First In The Home Run Race

A Tale of Two Cities Is Scaring The Dickens out of Brewer Fans

Why'd He Get Run? Cuzzi Said So.

Random Thoughts: ESPN Hits The Wall With NASCAR Coverage

Bears Go on Camping Trip

Breaking News: Aliens Return White Sox

Random Thoughts: Bonus For Sox Fans, Two Chances To Play Awful Today

Reporting From The Temporary Baseball Capitol of the Universe

Don't Worry, The Bullpen Will Save Us

White Sox Wish List Short, Sweet and Obtainable

Random Thoughts: Exactly How Many Noses Does Aaron Rowand Have?

Ain't No Cure For The All-Star Break Blues

All Hat, No Cattle (Or Common Sense)

Sox Bull in Pen May be Worth Leaving behind

Tanks For the Memories

Breaking News: Tank Johnson Is As Dumb As Pacman Jones

Random Thoughts: Urlacher Thinks He's McMahon

Williams Not High, He's Trying To SELL High

They're Dead, Jim

Junior Should Be Careful What He Wishes For

It Continues To Run Downhill At An Alarming Rate

Random Thoughts: Piniella, We Don't Need No Stinkin' Piniella

Look Mama, It's a Train Wreck!

Random Thoughts: Rain Makes White Sox Schedule Bottom Heavy

Who Cares What %#$&ing Words Ozzie Uses?

Random Thoughts: Favre Should Move to DB

Who Promised You Fair?

Exclusive: What Made Brett Favre Change His Mind About A Trade?

Banning Booze Absolves Team, Not Players

Hancock's Death, While Tragic, Could Save Lives

Random Thoughts: Sox Need To Get Over Losing Thome

Boomer And Mel Better Than Counting Sheep

Without Law & Order, There Are Only Reality Shows

Great One Needs To Take Responsibility Too

Chase for the Cup Last Long Into the Night

I'm Getting Pucked Tonight

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Butt is Safe From Harm

White Sox Lower Bar Even Further

Not Too Crazy to Get Brackets Busted

Right Wing Needs To Rejoice Not Question

Curtain Number One Is The Only Option