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Chip Shots: Category Archive for Hockey

Random Shots: White Sox Keeping Cardiologists Busy

Lightning in a Bottle (of Mousse)

Random Shots: Salvage the Ship Edition

Random Shots: Did You Ever Had To Make Up Your Mind?

Random Shots: White Sox Pushed Over Cliff

Random Shots: Mark This Down: I'm Defending the Chairman

Random Thoughts: Weather Not for the Birds...or the White Sox

Gary Bettman is Delusional (Thank You, Captain Obvious!)

Random Thoughts: Is Pink for the Birds?

Random Thoughts: MLB Should Listen To, Not Fine Ozzie

They Shoot, They Score: White Sox Team Up With Hawks For Cross Marketing

Are You Kidding Me?

French Canadians Hate Old Time Hockey

Breaking News: The End of An Era in Chicago Sports

Dish on the Commish

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

It's Colder Than Favre Outside!

Human Resources in the 2000's: Sucession Plan

Random Thoughts: Nothing Like a Bowl Game to Expose a Fraud

Cleaning Out the Closet, Heading for Perfection Edition

Bears Broom Green Bay, St. Brett

It's a Tough Day to be a Bear Fan

Random Thoughts: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please Welcome The Fat Lady

Even Ahh A Squirrel on Ahh Crutches Finds Ahh An Acorn Ahh Once In Ahh Awhile

Random Thoughts: FUD News Hillbilly Update

Random Thoughts: Wirtz Goes Hard To The Net And Lights The Lamp

The New Coach is a (BONG)!

The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To New Orleans, We Got Zooked!

Hell No, Don't Trade Joe

White Sox Wacky Strategery May Further Fall Into Abyss

Rockies Serve As Example For Dead And Buried Teams

Round And Round It Goes and Eventually It Stops In New Orleans

Breaking News: Rocky Wirtz, You Are My New Hero

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Cubs Are Done Edition

Four On The Floor: White Sox Clinch Fouth Place

Random Thoughts: Rex May Just Be Tip Of Inept Offensive Iceberg

Bye Bye Billfold

Quick Hook Enables Bears To Have A Chance

Share the Love: It Wasn't Just Rex

Every Once in Awhile, You Screw Up

Cheating Is Only Bad When You Get Caught

Random Thoughts: Thome Hits 499; White Sox Give Bi-Monthy Solid Effort

You Mean There Is A Reward For Last Place?

It's My Money And I'll Boo If I Want To

How Dumb To You Have To Be To Leave A $600,000 Car Alone At An Accident Scene?

If You're Going To Get Drummed Like That, Then I Don't Have to Watch

Vick's Right To Make a Living Supersedes His Stupidity

Rex Grossman Is Who We Thought He Was

Proceed At Your Own RISP

White Sox Upgrade Theroies May Vary, See Dealer For Details

Random Thoughts: The Indians Own Mark Buehrle Like They Owned Custer

Sox Snatch Victory From Jaws of Despair

Breaking News: Aliens Return White Sox

Reporting From The Temporary Baseball Capitol of the Universe

Kenny Needs To Cast His Dye

That Voodoo That Lou Do So Well

Don't Worry, The Bullpen Will Save Us

New Study Reveals Watching White Sox Leads To High Blood Pressure

White Sox Wish List Short, Sweet and Obtainable

Random Thoughts: %@#$ing Piranhas

Lack of Opoortunities in Baseball Are Not the Fault of Baseball

You Can't Stop Him, You Can Only Hope He Sticks Around

Sox Bull in Pen May be Worth Leaving behind

Random Thoughts: Sox Roll May Not Include Buehrle

Seeing Blue Makes Kenny Green

Our Buehrle is a Very, Very, Very Fine Buehrle

Sox Get Piece of the Pie

Tanks For the Memories

Beans, Beans The Magic Fruit

White Sox Sqeezed Into Next year

Random Thoughts: Sox Mess, Raising Kane and Giving Your Left Lung For The Cause

Breaking News: Preds Trade My Boy

Random Thoughts: Urlacher Thinks He's McMahon

For One Night At Least, Tip Your Cap To Sammy Sosa

Williams Not High, He's Trying To SELL High

Random Thoughts: Dad's Day Edition

Random Thoughts: Wanna Send the Milwaukee Brewers On A Hitting Rampage? No Hit Them.

Mommy, Make It Stop

Wang Place, Wang Time

Free Pass If You Smell What The Sheff Is Cooking

Random Thoughts: Piniella, We Don't Need No Stinkin' Piniella

Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie You're Gonna Cry.

Jerry, This Could Be the Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship

Billy, Don't Be A Hero, Don't Be A Fool With Your Life

White Sox Falling Like Rosie O'Donnell In A Vat Of Chocolate Pudding

Breakin' Down The White Sox, Doggie Style

Sox Have Twins Right Where They Want Them. Wait, Um No

And the Winner Is

Pointless Law Suit Soils Pitcher's Memory

Now, That's What I Call Offensive

White Sox Offense Shows Faint Life Signs

Who Cares What %#$&ing Words Ozzie Uses?

Let's Make Interleague Play Really Interesting

White Sox are Losing Ugly

Who Promised You Fair?

Favre's Demands Put Thompson, Packers In No Win Situation

Sens and Ducks Will Play On

Junior's Plans Hold DEI in the Balance

If a Draft Airs on a Network and No One Watches It, Is It Still a Draft?

Thanks To A.J., Sox May Have Swagger Back

Viva Las Vegas? Not Pro Sports

Random Thoughts: Pointing Fingers Is Easier Than Getting Hits

White Sox Hit Machine Stuck On Off

Random Thoughts: Sox Need To Get Over Losing Thome

Boomer And Mel Better Than Counting Sheep

Thome Injury Forces Anderson to Step Up or Shut Up

Random Thoughts: Curt Schilling Needs a Big Glass of STFU

Roger Over and Out: NFL Commish Wants to Export Super Bowl

The Chase For Lord Stanley's Cup: Round Deux

Stella Gets His Groove Back

A Long, Hard Summer of Decision in Nashville

Random Thoughts: White Sox Party Like It's 2005

Random Thoughts: Sox School AL Champs; Lou Seeing Green And White Again?

Without Law & Order, There Are Only Reality Shows

Great One Needs To Take Responsibility Too

Officials Are Not the Show

Jackie Robinson Did Far More Than Play Baseball

Playoffs Aren't Playoffs Without Extended OT

Lack of Free Hockey Makes Cup Chase Mundane

Chase for the Cup Last Long Into the Night

I'm Getting Pucked Tonight

To Err Is Human; To Forgive Out of the Question

NHL Heats Up Cold Day

Like it or Not, Payback is Hell

Sox Staff Sputters Through Shaky Start

I Love To Shut Jack Off

White Sox Lower Bar Even Further

Failure is an Option: Second Chances Common in Forgiving World of Sports

Brackets Hold for Now But Could Spring Leaks in Round 2

How to Lose Your Office Pool Without Really Trying

Big Dance Still Favors Big Conferences

Sox Future Makes Present Scary

Bud Tries to Fool Fans With Deal or No Deal

Lifeless Sox Need Spark From Former Teammate

Onion Article Gets Fantasy Juices Flowing

Stop The World: Billy Packer May Have Made Sense

Bears May Jones For Running Back

White Sox Can't Win At Half Speed

Fans Helpless to Stop Bad Ownership

Fighting is Part of the Game, Not Part of the Problem

Let Dick Fix it

Food Police Need to Stand Down

MLB Rules Cosmetic Not Earth Shattering