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Chip Shots: Category Archive for Ozzie Guillen

With Swish at the Dish, White Sox Take Tribe

Move Along, Move Along, Nothing To See Here

Random Shots: Salvage the Ship Edition

Sox Whipped By Has Beens and Never Weres

Here Comes the Hype

Ding Dong: Sox Turn Twinkies Into Cup Cakes

Random Shots: Don't Go Joe

Bad Kermit. Bad, Bad Kermit.

Random Shots: Look! It's Paul Konerko!

Anatomy of a Tirade

Ozzie Rolls Bus Over Kenny, Backs Up, Rolls It Over Him Again

Random Shots: White Sox Pushed Over Cliff

Sox Shortstop Makes Error in Judgement Phone Call Won't Solve

Random Shots: Big Stack O'Nothing Edition

It's Only The Big Inning

Random Shots: Ozzie Juggles and Sox Don't Struggle

White Sox Much More Offensive on Field Than Off

It's Okay Stewardess, I Speak Ozzie

Random Thoughts: Deja Vous All Over Again?

He Gone: MacUseless Goes Bye-Bye!

Random Thoughts: Weather Not for the Birds...or the White Sox

Dye is Cast For Changes

Random Thoughts: MLB Should Listen To, Not Fine Ozzie

Ozzie vs. Cuzzi

Danks For Nothing: Twins Crush Sox Starter, Masset

Your Crew In Blue: Chip Shots Profiles Phil Cuzzi

Sox Put Tigers in the Tank

Floyd Keeps Sox in the Pink

Sox Get One To Grow On

So When Exactly Do We Get This Party Started?

Opening Day: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly and Four Blind Mice

White Sox Gutcheck Week One

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Behavior Can't Play Center Field or Pitch

It's Colder Than Favre Outside!

Real Man of Genius

Skiles The Limit: Bulls Coach Victim of Whining, not Performance

Kenny Fiddles While Motown Burns

The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald

BREAKING NEWS: Sox Sign Uribe For A Discount After Refusing To Pay By The Pound

White Sox Wacky Strategery May Further Fall Into Abyss

Take it Slow, Joe

White Sox Begin Fall Cleaning

Book Bust Could Bury Bama

Random Thoughts: The Wheels on the Bus Go Clunk, Clunk, Clunk

Opportunity Should Knock For The Most Qualified, Regardless of Color

It Doesn't Take A Genius To Figure LaRussa Won't Come to Milwaukee

Bye Bye Billfold

Don't Let It Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya

Random Thoughts: Coach Off The Hook, Kinda, Sorta But Not Really

Ozzie's Extension Ain't No Thang

In Rex We Bust

For Just An Evening, It Was 2005 All Over Again

Being Great is Measured In Results, Not Train Rex

You Mean There Is A Reward For Last Place?

Those Who Can Do, Those Who Are Waiting For Their Next Job Teach

Killing Him Softly With No Offense

The Little Train That Can't

How Dumb To You Have To Be To Leave A $600,000 Car Alone At An Accident Scene?

White Sox Thinking Out In Left Field

If You're Going To Get Drummed Like That, Then I Don't Have to Watch

Vick's Right To Make a Living Supersedes His Stupidity

White Sox Emerge From Cellar For The Moment

Bears Vs. Colts: Your Guide To Enjoying A Meaningless Game

If Ifs and Buts Were Candy & Nuts, We'd All Win Another World Series

White Sox Set To Play Musical Pitchers

Random Thoughts: Sox Can't Get Fat Off Sabathia

If It's Broke, You Fix It, But At What Cost?

Sox Snatch Victory From Jaws of Despair

A Tale of Two Cities Is Scaring The Dickens out of Brewer Fans

Why'd He Get Run? Cuzzi Said So.

Kenny Williams Looking For Dye Job

Random Thoughts: ESPN Hits The Wall With NASCAR Coverage

Breaking News: Aliens Return White Sox

Random Thoughts: Bonus For Sox Fans, Two Chances To Play Awful Today

How To Wind Up in Last Place Without Really Trying

Boston Massacre Proves There Is Little Hope

AARP Wants To Talk To Ozzie Guillen

Reporting From The Temporary Baseball Capitol of the Universe

Kenny Needs To Cast His Dye

Don't Worry, The Bullpen Will Save Us

New Study Reveals Watching White Sox Leads To High Blood Pressure

Random Thoughts: Anatomy of a Head Dance

White Sox Wish List Short, Sweet and Obtainable

Lack of Opoortunities in Baseball Are Not the Fault of Baseball

All Hat, No Cattle (Or Common Sense)

Seeing Blue Makes Kenny Green

Sox Get Piece of the Pie

Tanks For the Memories

White Sox Sqeezed Into Next year

Random Thoughts: Sox Mess, Raising Kane and Giving Your Left Lung For The Cause

Random Thoughts: Urlacher Thinks He's McMahon

Random Thoughts: Ozzie Has Hissy After Offense Turns Sissy

Williams Not High, He's Trying To SELL High

Random Thoughts: Wanna Send the Milwaukee Brewers On A Hitting Rampage? No Hit Them.

BREAKING NEWS: Mac Attack Is Back In Black

Random Thoughts: Ghost of Bob Irsay Watches Over Predators As Canada Gloats

It's Not Over Until We Say It's Over! And Damn It, It's Over!

Junior Should Be Careful What He Wishes For

Once The NCAA Sees Some Benjamins, They'll Play Ball

Men in Blue Can Read Minds

It Continues To Run Downhill At An Alarming Rate

Mommy, Make It Stop

White Sox Hit Fork In Road, Go Straight

Wang Place, Wang Time

Look Mama, It's a Train Wreck!

Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie You're Gonna Cry.

Jerry, This Could Be the Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship

Billy, Don't Be A Hero, Don't Be A Fool With Your Life

White Sox Falling Like Rosie O'Donnell In A Vat Of Chocolate Pudding

Indians, Red Sox Head Of Class at ΒΌ Post

Pointless Law Suit Soils Pitcher's Memory

Now, That's What I Call Offensive

White Sox Offense Shows Faint Life Signs

Who Cares What %#$&ing Words Ozzie Uses?

Sox Salvage Effort Was Good, Bad and Ugly

Ozzie, Shut Up And pay Attention

Let's Make Interleague Play Really Interesting

White Sox are Losing Ugly

Favre's Demands Put Thompson, Packers In No Win Situation

Junior's Plans Hold DEI in the Balance

Thanks To A.J., Sox May Have Swagger Back

Random Thoughts: Pointing Fingers Is Easier Than Getting Hits

Random Thoughts: Way Too Early To Raise White Flag

Random Thoughts: Sox Need To Get Over Losing Thome

Boomer And Mel Better Than Counting Sheep

Thome Injury Forces Anderson to Step Up or Shut Up

Schilling Tries To Remove Thorne From Sock

Hog Wild Fan Could Set Dangerous Precedent

The Chase For Lord Stanley's Cup: Round Deux

Stella Gets His Groove Back

A Long, Hard Summer of Decision in Nashville

Random Thoughts: White Sox Party Like It's 2005

Great One Needs To Take Responsibility Too

Va. Tech Tragedy Cannot Be Explained---So Don't Try