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Chip Shots: Category Archive for Politics

Random Shots: Lego Head Delivers

Random Shots: Did The White Sox Use Their Entire Supply of Runs?

Who Will Meet The Press?

Tim Russert (1950-2008)

Random Shots: Did You Ever Had To Make Up Your Mind?

Random Shots: Root, Root, Root For The Home Team Or Incur Our Wrath

Random Shots: Eight is Enough

Finally, Someone Stands Up For Taxpayers

Random Shots: Ozzie Juggles and Sox Don't Struggle

Suit and Fan Should be Tossed Out of Court

Random Thoughts: White Sox Bounce Back In Style

Random Thoughts: Farmio vs. Stoney Round 1

Nothing for Money and Commish For Free

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Behavior Can't Play Center Field or Pitch

Specter Doesn't Know When to Say When

The World Agrees: Shuster Got Hosed

Being Sensitive Is Unconstitutional

Who is Running MSNBC Anyway?

Shuster Victim of Scared Suits

Have You No Decency Sir? Apparently Not.

Something This Dumb Could Only be An Act of Congress

It's Colder Than Favre Outside!

Human Resources in the 2000's: Sucession Plan

Random Thoughts: Eli's Not Going To Like this, Yogi

Screw You, Taxpayers! We're Congress and We'll Waste Your Money Anyway We Want!

Real Man of Genius

Random Thoughts: LSU Came, Saw and Kicked A** Edition

Random Thoughts: Big Stack o' Nothing Edition (Vol. 2)

Random Thoughts: The World Weighs In On Big Swish

Memo to Congress: Get Your Priorities Straight

Skiles The Limit: Bulls Coach Victim of Whining, not Performance

Random Thoughts: Because I'm The Coach And I Said So

Random Thoughts: Big Stack of Nothing Edition

Random Thoughts: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please Welcome The Fat Lady

It's All B.S. To Me

Random Thoughts: FUD News Hillbilly Update

Random Thoughts: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt, Sometimes You Don't

Hester Provides Many Happy Returns

Hell No, Don't Trade Joe

Random Thoughts: Bye Week More Depressing Than Watching The Bears Play

Random Thoughts: This May Be The Elderly Hillbilly's Year After All

Random Thoughts: Today's World Series Game Is Brought To You By The Letter "R"

Opportunity Should Knock For The Most Qualified, Regardless of Color

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Joe Torre is Out of a Job Edition

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Cubs Are Done Edition

Random Thoughts: Owners Are Idiots, Rich Idiots, But Idiots

Rockies Fans Celebrate Holliday

Four On The Floor: White Sox Clinch Fouth Place

Brewer Fans Get Choked By Heros

Random Thoughts: Rex May Just Be Tip Of Inept Offensive Iceberg

Quick Hook Enables Bears To Have A Chance

Roll Out The Casket

Don't Let It Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya

Random Thoughts: Coach Off The Hook, Kinda, Sorta But Not Really

I Hate To Admit It, But It Might Be The Cubs Year After All

Put It On The Board: Thome Walks Off With #500

Cheating Is Only Bad When You Get Caught

Random Thoughts: Thome Hits 499; White Sox Give Bi-Monthy Solid Effort

Clemente Week Brings Out The Age in Me

In Rex We Bust

For Just An Evening, It Was 2005 All Over Again

Being Great is Measured In Results, Not Train Rex

You Mean There Is A Reward For Last Place?

Random Thoughts: I'm Turning My Head And Looking The Other Way

White Sox Games Have Become The Definition of Insanity

Those Who Can Do, Those Who Are Waiting For Their Next Job Teach

Killing Him Softly With No Offense

The Little Train That Can't

How Dumb To You Have To Be To Leave A $600,000 Car Alone At An Accident Scene?

White Sox Thinking Out In Left Field

Random Thoughts: Grossman Continues To Treat The Football Like A Greased Pig

Vick's Right To Make a Living Supersedes His Stupidity

White Sox Emerge From Cellar For The Moment

Rex Grossman Is Who We Thought He Was

Bears Vs. Colts: Your Guide To Enjoying A Meaningless Game

With Right Field Settled, The White Sox Ponder Other Questions

White Sox Upgrade Theroies May Vary, See Dealer For Details

Damaged Player Can Only Be Repaired With Ca$h

White Sox Set To Play Musical Pitchers

Random Thoughts: The Indians Own Mark Buehrle Like They Owned Custer

Winners Never Cheat and Cheaters Never Win? Get Over Yourselves, Please

Kenny Williams Looking For Dye Job

Kenny Williams Occupies the Backed Into A Corner Office

Breaking News: Aliens Return White Sox

Random Thoughts: Bonus For Sox Fans, Two Chances To Play Awful Today

How To Wind Up in Last Place Without Really Trying

Boston Massacre Proves There Is Little Hope

Reporting From The Temporary Baseball Capitol of the Universe

That Voodoo That Lou Do So Well

Don't Worry, The Bullpen Will Save Us

Buehrle Has Déjà Vu Buehrle Has Déjà Vu

Random Thoughts: Anatomy of a Head Dance

White Sox Wish List Short, Sweet and Obtainable

Random Thoughts: Exactly How Many Noses Does Aaron Rowand Have?

Ain't No Cure For The All-Star Break Blues

Good Thing Jamie McMurray Didn't Shave. He Only Won By a Whisker

Random Thoughts: %@#$ing Piranhas

Lack of Opoortunities in Baseball Are Not the Fault of Baseball

You Can't Stop Him, You Can Only Hope He Sticks Around

All Hat, No Cattle (Or Common Sense)

Sox Bull in Pen May be Worth Leaving behind

Random Thoughts: Sox Roll May Not Include Buehrle

These Ain't Your Daddy's Brewers

Our Buehrle is a Very, Very, Very Fine Buehrle

Sox Get Piece of the Pie

Tanks For the Memories

Beans, Beans The Magic Fruit

White Sox Sqeezed Into Next year

Random Thoughts: Sox Mess, Raising Kane and Giving Your Left Lung For The Cause

Random Thoughts: Urlacher Thinks He's McMahon

For One Night At Least, Tip Your Cap To Sammy Sosa

Random Thoughts: Ozzie Has Hissy After Offense Turns Sissy

Williams Not High, He's Trying To SELL High

Random Thoughts: Dad's Day Edition

Random Thoughts: In The Battle Of the Juniors, The Winner May Be Truex

Junior Should Be Careful What He Wishes For

Once The NCAA Sees Some Benjamins, They'll Play Ball

Men in Blue Can Read Minds

It Continues To Run Downhill At An Alarming Rate

Mommy, Make It Stop

White Sox Hit Fork In Road, Go Straight

Look Mama, It's a Train Wreck!

Louie Louie Louie, Louie Louie You're Gonna Cry.

Jerry, This Could Be the Beginning of a Beautiful Friendship

Billy, Don't Be A Hero, Don't Be A Fool With Your Life

White Sox Falling Like Rosie O'Donnell In A Vat Of Chocolate Pudding

Sox Have Twins Right Where They Want Them. Wait, Um No

White Sox Offense Shows Faint Life Signs

Who Cares What %#$&ing Words Ozzie Uses?

Heidi Comes Before Hockey

Random Thoughts: Favre Should Move to DB

Let's Make Interleague Play Really Interesting

White Sox are Losing Ugly

Who Promised You Fair?

Breaking News: Jerry Falwell: He Gone

Exclusive: What Made Brett Favre Change His Mind About A Trade?

Favre's Demands Put Thompson, Packers In No Win Situation

Random Thoughts: Sox Need To Raise Bar Quickly

Jesse Strikes Out In Taunting Baseball

Banning Booze Absolves Team, Not Players

Junior's Plans Hold DEI in the Balance

Thanks To A.J., Sox May Have Swagger Back

Loose Change Not Always The Way To Go

Random Thoughts: Pointing Fingers Is Easier Than Getting Hits

White Sox Hit Machine Stuck On Off

Roger Over and Out: NFL Commish Wants to Export Super Bowl

The Chase For Lord Stanley's Cup: Round Deux

Stella Gets His Groove Back

Random Thoughts: Sox School AL Champs; Lou Seeing Green And White Again?

Great One Needs To Take Responsibility Too

Random Thoughts: Mt. Charlie Set to Blow

Officials Are Not the Show

Food Network MImicks ESPN

Jackie Robinson Did Far More Than Play Baseball

Playoffs Aren't Playoffs Without Extended OT

Victory Over Imus Sends Clear Message to Talk Show Hosts.

Chase for the Cup Last Long Into the Night

I'm Getting Pucked Tonight

Two Weeks, Just Right

To Err Is Human; To Forgive Out of the Question

Like it or Not, Payback is Hell

Gillispie Finds New Kentucky Home

Sox Staff Sputters Through Shaky Start

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Butt is Safe From Harm

Not Too Crazy to Get Brackets Busted