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Chip Shots: Category Archive for Random

Random Shots: White Sox Keeping Cardiologists Busy

Random Shots: Salvage the Ship Edition

Random Shots: The Go Go White Sox Are Dead; Leave Them That Way

Random Shots: Look! It's Paul Konerko!

Random Shots: Root, Root, Root For The Home Team Or Incur Our Wrath

Random Shots: Eight is Enough

Random Shots: Big Stack O'Nothing Edition

Random Thoughts: Deja Vous All Over Again?

Random Thoughts: Weather Not for the Birds...or the White Sox

Random Thoughts: White Sox Bounce Back In Style

Random Thoughts: MLB Should Listen To, Not Fine Ozzie

Random Thoughts: Is UFH Sox Secret Weapon?

Friday Funnies

Random Thoughts: Farmio vs. Stoney Round 1

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Behavior Can't Play Center Field or Pitch

English 101

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

Human Resources in the 2000's: Sucession Plan

Good Knight Everybody

Screw You, Taxpayers! We're Congress and We'll Waste Your Money Anyway We Want!

Bears Train Rex May Continue in '08

Merry Christmas

Bears Broom Green Bay, St. Brett

It's a Tough Day to be a Bear Fan

A Ballpark by Any Other Name Will Still Smell Like Stale Beer

Random Thoughts: Because I'm The Coach And I Said So

Orton Hears An "L"

Bears Vs. Vikings: It's Going To be A Long Night Under Glass

Random Thoughts: Big Stack of Nothing Edition

Kenny Williams Winter: Big Bag of Nothing Edition

Blow'd Up Good, Blow'd Up REAL Good

Who's on the Hot Seat?: AFC Edition

Random Thoughts: Mommy, I'm Bored

Random Thoughts: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please Welcome The Fat Lady

Random Thoughts: FUD News Hillbilly Update

If You Can't Get The NFL Network, Don't Worry, It's Awful

White Sox Promise Sizzle, So Far They Fizzle

Random Thoughts: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt, Sometimes You Don't

Dum Dum Dum, Another Fraud Bites The Dust

Cosmic Tumblers Get Even Wackier

Oh Those Wacky Cosmic Tumblers

When Your Turkey Tastes Like Crow, Ruin Somebody Else's Dinner

Will It Go Round In Circles, Will It Fly High Like A Bird Up In The Sky?

Barry Bonds May Be A Liar, But He's Not Going To Jail

The New Coach is a (BONG)!

Random Thoughts: Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To New Orleans, We Got Zooked!

Random Thoughts: Cabrera Brings Interesting Marketing Possibilites To White Sox

White Sox Wacky Strategery May Further Fall Into Abyss

Random Thoughts: Bye Week More Depressing Than Watching The Bears Play

Comebacks Rule The Day

Random Thoughts: Boom! NBC May Flex Muscle Against Bears

White Sox Begin Fall Cleaning

Random Thoughts: This May Be The Elderly Hillbilly's Year After All

Stick A Fork In 2007

Random Thoughts: Once Again White Sox Forget Fans, Guard Wallets

NFL Comes Up A Yard Short On Draft Changes

See. Griese Isn't So Bad, Is He?

Random Thoughts: The Wheels on the Bus Go Clunk, Clunk, Clunk

Random Thoughts: AL Central and Cleveland Rock

Rockies Serve As Example For Dead And Buried Teams

Round And Round It Goes and Eventually It Stops In New Orleans

Random Thoughts: Today's World Series Game Is Brought To You By The Letter "R"

Random Thoughts: Snakes and Savages, Oh My

Opportunity Should Knock For The Most Qualified, Regardless of Color

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Joe Torre is Out of a Job Edition

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Cubs Are Done Edition

Random Thoughts: Owners Are Idiots, Rich Idiots, But Idiots

Cardinal Fans Should be Seeing Red

Things That Make Me Say "Hmmm"-NHL Opening Night in North America Edition

Rockies Fans Celebrate Holliday

Four On The Floor: White Sox Clinch Fouth Place

Brewer Fans Get Choked By Heros

Random Thoughts: Rex May Just Be Tip Of Inept Offensive Iceberg

Bye Bye Billfold

Quick Hook Enables Bears To Have A Chance

Share the Love: It Wasn't Just Rex

Roll Out The Casket

Don't Let It Hit Ya Where The Good Lord Split Ya

Random Thoughts: Coach Off The Hook, Kinda, Sorta But Not Really

Coach Unwitting Victim Of Over Litigious Environment

I Hate To Admit It, But It Might Be The Cubs Year After All

Put It On The Board: Thome Walks Off With #500

Bears Chief Adversary is Themselves

Cheating Is Only Bad When You Get Caught

Quick! Someone Set The Gerbil's Leg And Let's Get On With It

Random Thoughts: Thome Hits 499; White Sox Give Bi-Monthy Solid Effort

Ozzie's Extension Ain't No Thang

Clemente Week Brings Out The Age in Me

Running Game Bearly Functional

In Rex We Bust

For Just An Evening, It Was 2005 All Over Again

Random Thoughts: There's No Defense For The White Sox

Being Great is Measured In Results, Not Train Rex

You Mean There Is A Reward For Last Place?

It's My Money And I'll Boo If I Want To

Random Holiday Thoughts: Here's Three Words You Haven't Heard Much This Summer: White Sox Win!

Random Thoughts: I'm Turning My Head And Looking The Other Way

White Sox Games Have Become The Definition of Insanity

Those Who Can Do, Those Who Are Waiting For Their Next Job Teach

Killing Him Softly With No Offense

The Little Train That Can't

How Dumb To You Have To Be To Leave A $600,000 Car Alone At An Accident Scene?

Happy Birthday To Us!

White Sox Thinking Out In Left Field

Random Thoughts: Grossman Continues To Treat The Football Like A Greased Pig

If You're Going To Get Drummed Like That, Then I Don't Have to Watch

Random Thoughts: Rain, Rain Go Away, Now Two Games We Play Today

Vick's Right To Make a Living Supersedes His Stupidity

White Sox Emerge From Cellar For The Moment

Rex Grossman Is Who We Thought He Was

Bears Vs. Colts: Your Guide To Enjoying A Meaningless Game

With Right Field Settled, The White Sox Ponder Other Questions

If Ifs and Buts Were Candy & Nuts, We'd All Win Another World Series

Proceed At Your Own RISP

Random Thoughts: Westward Oh!

The Reality of Getting Stoned

Random Thoughts: The Indians Own Mark Buehrle Like They Owned Custer

Random Thoughts: Sox Can't Get Fat Off Sabathia

Winners Never Cheat and Cheaters Never Win? Get Over Yourselves, Please

Random Thoughts: Even A Blind Shortstop Finds A Salami Once In A While

Sox Snatch Victory From Jaws of Despair

A Tale of Two Cities Is Scaring The Dickens out of Brewer Fans

Why'd He Get Run? Cuzzi Said So.

Kenny Williams Looking For Dye Job

Kenny Williams Occupies the Backed Into A Corner Office

Random Thoughts: ESPN Hits The Wall With NASCAR Coverage

It's Okay To Be A Seller If You Get Some ROI

Breaking News: Aliens Return White Sox

Random Thoughts: Bonus For Sox Fans, Two Chances To Play Awful Today

How To Wind Up in Last Place Without Really Trying

Boston Massacre Proves There Is Little Hope

AARP Wants To Talk To Ozzie Guillen

Reporting From The Temporary Baseball Capitol of the Universe

Kenny Needs To Cast His Dye

That Voodoo That Lou Do So Well

Don't Worry, The Bullpen Will Save Us

Random Thoughts: Prepare to Get Scalped

New Study Reveals Watching White Sox Leads To High Blood Pressure

Buehrle Has Déjà Vu Buehrle Has Déjà Vu

Random Thoughts: Anatomy of a Head Dance

White Sox Wish List Short, Sweet and Obtainable

Random Thoughts: Exactly How Many Noses Does Aaron Rowand Have?

Ain't No Cure For The All-Star Break Blues

Random Thoughts: %@#$ing Piranhas

Lack of Opoortunities in Baseball Are Not the Fault of Baseball

You Can't Stop Him, You Can Only Hope He Sticks Around

All Hat, No Cattle (Or Common Sense)

Random Thoughts: Sox Roll May Not Include Buehrle

These Ain't Your Daddy's Brewers

Random Thoughts: Don't Believe Everything You Read (Except Here Of Course)

Seeing Blue Makes Kenny Green

Our Buehrle is a Very, Very, Very Fine Buehrle

Sox Get Piece of the Pie

Tanks For the Memories

Beans, Beans The Magic Fruit

White Sox Sqeezed Into Next year

Random Thoughts: Sox Mess, Raising Kane and Giving Your Left Lung For The Cause

Random Thoughts: Urlacher Thinks He's McMahon

For One Night At Least, Tip Your Cap To Sammy Sosa

Random Thoughts: Ozzie Has Hissy After Offense Turns Sissy

Williams Not High, He's Trying To SELL High