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Chip Shots: Category Archive for Sports

Random Shots: White Sox Keeping Cardiologists Busy

Random Shots: Lego Head Delivers

Random Shots: Salvage the Ship Edition

Random Shots: The Go Go White Sox Are Dead; Leave Them That Way

Random Shots: Root, Root, Root For The Home Team Or Incur Our Wrath

Random Thoughts: Deja Vous All Over Again?

Random Thoughts: Weather Not for the Birds...or the White Sox

Random Thoughts: White Sox Bounce Back In Style

Random Thoughts: Is UFH Sox Secret Weapon?

So When Exactly Do We Get This Party Started?

Breakdown: If These Guys Make The Playoffs, I'll Eat My Hat or Meet Your 2008 Chicago White Sox

Are You Kidding Me?

Mama Said There Would be Days Like This

Two Down, Two To Go

D-Day, Twenty-Fifth of March

Questions, Oh We've Got Questions

Friday Funnies

Wither Juan

Tomo OhKa Update

Second Chances Aren't For Everybody

So, Which Is It?

Rodney Dangerfield Should Have Written A Blog

Somethings Bruin

It's Not Over Until Bill James Says It's Over

Friday Funnies

The First Cut is the Deepest: White Sox Axe Twelve

Jury Still Out on Sox Pitching

Ohka's On

Cub Fans Don't Want To Cell Out

Random Thoughts: Farmio vs. Stoney Round 1

Friday Funnies

An Open Letter To Brett Favre

Requiem for a Hillbilly

Breaking News: Hillbilly Hanging It Up?

White Sox Gutcheck Week One

First Sure Sign of Spring

Friday Funnies

Nothing for Money and Commish For Free

Bears All About the Benjamins

Andy Katz Should Shut His Pie Hole

Breaking News: The End of An Era in Chicago Sports

Don't Fear The Weepers

Nothing Wrong with the Cost of Doing Business

They're Coming To Take Jerry Angelo Away, Ha Ha!

Pat Forde Is One Angry Man

You Say You Want a Revolution, Well You Know

Breaking News: Kelvin Sampson, Please Collect Your Lovely Parting Gifts

Ten Burning Questions

Random Thoughts: Ozzie's Behavior Can't Play Center Field or Pitch

Specter Doesn't Know When to Say When

Being Sensitive Is Unconstitutional

Shuster Victim of Scared Suits

The Night the Knight Went Out in Texas

Nobody's Perfect Leads to Giant Upset

Something This Dumb Could Only be An Act of Congress

Butkus D. Dogg's Big Game Spectacular and Final Edition

Defending Boomer

Dish on the Commish

Breaking News: Williams Gets Booted By Midget

Girls Just Want To Have Fun

No Kool-Aid For Me, Thanks

Random Thoughts: One Down, Several More Need To Go

The Night They Drove Old Brett Favre Down

It's Colder Than Favre Outside!

Human Resources in the 2000's: Sucession Plan

Random Thoughts: Big Wheels Rollin' Edition

Butkus D. Dogg's Fearless Friday Forecast (Week 20)

Good Knight Everybody

Random Thoughts: Eli's Not Going To Like this, Yogi

Screw You, Taxpayers! We're Congress and We'll Waste Your Money Anyway We Want!

Is David Stern Running The NFL?

Real Man of Genius

Random Thoughts: Jerry Angelo Plays Softball

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday fearless Forecast (Week 19)

Where's the Justice Now, Fellas?

Random Thoughts: LSU Came, Saw and Kicked A** Edition

Speed Kills: Why LSU Brings Home the Hardware

Random Thoughts: Big Stack o' Nothing Edition (Vol. 2)

Random Thoughts: The World Weighs In On Big Swish

Kenny Trades The Farm For Big Swish, Vows to Fight Twins For Third

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast (Week 18)

Bears Train Rex May Continue in '08

Random Thoughts: Nothing Like a Bowl Game to Expose a Fraud

Happy New Year: Let's Fix The Bears.

Patriots=Karma

Cleaning Out the Closet, Heading for Perfection Edition

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast (Week 17)

Skiles The Limit: Bulls Coach Victim of Whining, not Performance

Bears Broom Green Bay, St. Brett

It's a Tough Day to be a Bear Fan

A Ballpark by Any Other Name Will Still Smell Like Stale Beer

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast (Week 16)

Miami Fish Market: Dolphins Land Big Tuna

Random Thoughts: Because I'm The Coach And I Said So

Butkus D. Dogg's 2007 Bowl Spectacular

Orton Hears An "L"

Bears Vs. Vikings: It's Going To be A Long Night Under Glass

Random Thoughts: Big Stack of Nothing Edition

All You Get from Beating Your Chest Is a Bruised Sternum

Kenny Williams Winter: Big Bag of Nothing Edition

Blow'd Up Good, Blow'd Up REAL Good

Who's on the Hot Seat?: AFC Edition

Random Thoughts: Mommy, I'm Bored

Random Thoughts: Ladies & Gentlemen, Please Welcome The Fat Lady

Kenny Fiddles While Motown Burns

It's All B.S. To Me

Even Ahh A Squirrel on Ahh Crutches Finds Ahh An Acorn Ahh Once In Ahh Awhile

Random Thoughts: FUD News Hillbilly Update

If You Can't Get The NFL Network, Don't Worry, It's Awful

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 13 (On a Thursday)

White Sox Promise Sizzle, So Far They Fizzle

Random Thoughts: Sometimes You Feel Like A Nutt, Sometimes You Don't

Breaking News: On A Carousel

Hester Provides Many Happy Returns

Dum Dum Dum, Another Fraud Bites The Dust

Cosmic Tumblers Get Even Wackier

Oh Those Wacky Cosmic Tumblers

When Your Turkey Tastes Like Crow, Ruin Somebody Else's Dinner

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 12 (On a Wednesday)

Cleaning Out The Fridge

Random Thoughts: Wirtz Goes Hard To The Net And Lights The Lamp

BREAKING NEWS: Wizard Sends Judy Over the Rainbow For Tin Man

Will It Go Round In Circles, Will It Fly High Like A Bird Up In The Sky?

Barry Bonds May Be A Liar, But He's Not Going To Jail

The New Coach is a (BONG)!

Random Thoughts: Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places

The Rex of the Lovie Smithgerald

A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To New Orleans, We Got Zooked!

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 10

Random Thoughts: Cabrera Brings Interesting Marketing Possibilites To White Sox

White Sox Wacky Strategery May Further Fall Into Abyss

It's No Bull: We Just Don't Care

Random Thoughts: Bye Week More Depressing Than Watching The Bears Play

Comebacks Rule The Day

Random Thoughts: Boom! NBC May Flex Muscle Against Bears

Take it Slow, Joe

White Sox Begin Fall Cleaning

Random Thoughts: This May Be The Elderly Hillbilly's Year After All

Stick A Fork In 2007

Revolving Door Keeps Spinning in College Football

Random Thoughts: Once Again White Sox Forget Fans, Guard Wallets

Book Bust Could Bury Bama

NFL Comes Up A Yard Short On Draft Changes

See. Griese Isn't So Bad, Is He?

Random Thoughts: The Wheels on the Bus Go Clunk, Clunk, Clunk

Just Another Ho Hum Saturday in College Football

Butkus D. Dogg's Friday Fearless Forecast Week 7

Who Wants To Be A Torre Heir?

Random Thoughts: AL Central and Cleveland Rock

Rockies Serve As Example For Dead And Buried Teams

Hester Rocks, But Peterson Too Much for Broken Bears

Round And Round It Goes and Eventually It Stops In New Orleans

Random Thoughts: Today's World Series Game Is Brought To You By The Letter "R"

Random Thoughts: Snakes and Savages, Oh My

Opportunity Should Knock For The Most Qualified, Regardless of Color

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Joe Torre is Out of a Job Edition

Breakdown: Bears Shut My Neighbors Up

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm: Cubs Are Done Edition

It Doesn't Take A Genius To Figure LaRussa Won't Come to Milwaukee

Random Thoughts: Owners Are Idiots, Rich Idiots, But Idiots

Cardinal Fans Should be Seeing Red

Things That Make Me Say "Hmmm"-NHL Opening Night in North America Edition

Rockies Fans Celebrate Holliday

Things That Make Me Say Hmmm, Baseball is Over Edition

It's Official: The Bears Suck

It's Broke, Let's Fix It

Don't Get Upset! Too Late!